So recently I was hanging with friends who've never seen a flashcard before...

I decided to bust out my Supercard DSTwo on my 3DSXL.

So I say, "Hey, guys, my new favorite game is Alex Rider's Stormbreaker."

One of them asks, "Oh, yeah? What's so great about it?".

I reply, slowly and dramatically, "It has elements....", stopping a moment to boot up the card into DS mode, "of ALL MY FAVORITE GAMES!"

Should've seen the look on their faces, man. Good times.

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A 12 year old Chinese child slave got cancer inhaling deadly solder fumes while assembling your flashcart.
 
Wolvenreign
Welcome to the monetary system, where people use exploited slave labor to produce technology because they can't "afford" a decent production line.

Also, that would've gone for any other piece of technology, not just flashcarts.
 

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