My Brother Is Gone.

Lali Ho!
(See what I did there? ;))

My Brother has gone into the heavens, god has taken him!! The Rapture has started, I was at my University writing my exam and going back home in great happiness since I did the exam very very well. (Just one more to go on 26th May then 28th May result and the following day my B'day woohoo). Anyways on to serious Rapture business, I came back home and noticed clothes lying around my house staircase I was puzzled since it were the clothes my brother was wearing when I left for exam. I checked on mother and she was crying a river, I asked her what happened, she replied:-

"My sweet baby has gone into the heavens!"

"Isn't that a good thing?" I asked - confused.

"No it's not, he was only 7" cried Mom, ever more.

"Lol and they say 7 is a lucky number" I smiled.

Mom looked back at me and said "You too get ready"

"O_O" Was my reaction.

Am I next? D:

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Guild McCommunist
Lol.

My friend was thinking about pranking his religious girlfriend by going to her house and when she was sleeping, put random clothes around the house and get her family to hide. When she wakes up, he'll freak out and say "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONE!"

Yeah, we're some sick bastards.
 
SamAsh07
[quote name='Narayan' post='3657610' date='May 21 2011, 04:37 PM']don't forget your 3ds.[/quote]
Of course not!! I have it tied onto my chest, incase clothes aren't allowed in heaven, like it didn't for my bro.
 
SamAsh07
[quote name='Pong20302000' post='3657643' date='May 21 2011, 05:01 PM']lol sounds like the rapture is an excuse for a murder

GET READY YOUR NEXT!!! lol[/quote]
OMG, *runs away from home*
 
Lucifer666
Wait wait wait, why is everyone so chill? o.O
In moments like this, all tempers should be like "OMG R.I.P <3 We're so sorry bro :( "
So yeah, I'm really sorry 'bout your bro, may he rest in peace.. good thing it seems to be easy for you ^_^
Either that, or I seriously missed something in the OP.
 
SamAsh07
[quote name='Darmanitan' post='3657720' date='May 21 2011, 05:50 PM']Wait wait wait, why is everyone so chill? o.O
In moments like this, all tempers should be like "OMG R.I.P <3 We're so sorry bro :( "
So yeah, I'm really sorry 'bout your bro, may he rest in peace.. good thing it seems to be easy for you ^_^
Either that, or I seriously missed something in the OP.[/quote]
You did miss something.
 
SamAsh07
[quote name='TwinRetro' post='3657736' date='May 21 2011, 05:59 PM']How does it feel to be...

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It feels.....GOOD! 90% of the World population should be gone! Free stuff!!
 
SamAsh07
Ok it was an over-statement, around 40% sounds reasonable.

EDIT:- Anyways, time to rest my eyes and brain, been online ever since I came back from exam hall and heard the death news, any more 'rapture' news, just post right here. ;) Later I'll go pick up the clothes that've been lying around the streets for hours, souvenir time.
 

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