Ew McCain. He’s another Bush. Who the fuck wants another Bush?
We should all vote for Obama. Amazing Fuckalicious Obama. Why? Because he’s a fantastic speaker. That’s what all presidential candidates should be: English majors.
We’re going to bash the GOP without even knowing what the GOP is. We’re going to call Sarah Palin “too inexperienced to be a Washington elite” without even knowing her track record. We’re going to attack Lieberman for participating in the RNC (oh wait who is Lieberman? A street artist?) But most importantly, we’re going to vote for Obama. Why? Because he’s eloquent. Because he’s for change.
And the same people haven’t even taken a look into his track record. You’d rather be influenced by his sporadic speeches, yet overlook how Obama has avoided raising one policy during his entire campaign. When Russia invaded Georgia, Obama first claimed for a peaceful moral equivalency, then claimed for the UN Security Council to provide a solution and THEN agreed with McCain to deploy soldiers. Obama has neglected to provide an energy policy, has neglected his insights about missile defence, and has neglected to provide a plan for counter-terrorism. But you still vote for him, and think you’re the fucking smartest person in the world because you say “There’s No One Worse Than Bush!” I sure do wish we had Clinton back! My God Was He Fucking Spectacular! Let’s forget what happened during the Waco Tragedy or the billions of dollars given through energy aid to North Korea. Clinton’s My Fucking Idol!
And for those of you voting for Obama because he’s black, you’re even worse than the above. During the RNC, I lauded the black people who cheered for McCain because they can put aside their racial differences and vote for someone based on his credentials. But you fucking Obamabots are too indifferent. You think aesthetics is what makes a president responsible, you think someone is opinionated because he’s “eloquent”, you think someone is stupid because he’s from the same party as Bush. What’s destroying America, more than the Iraq war, more than Health care, more than the color of skin of your president, is your own fucking stupidity.
We should all vote for Obama. Amazing Fuckalicious Obama. Why? Because he’s a fantastic speaker. That’s what all presidential candidates should be: English majors.
We’re going to bash the GOP without even knowing what the GOP is. We’re going to call Sarah Palin “too inexperienced to be a Washington elite” without even knowing her track record. We’re going to attack Lieberman for participating in the RNC (oh wait who is Lieberman? A street artist?) But most importantly, we’re going to vote for Obama. Why? Because he’s eloquent. Because he’s for change.
And the same people haven’t even taken a look into his track record. You’d rather be influenced by his sporadic speeches, yet overlook how Obama has avoided raising one policy during his entire campaign. When Russia invaded Georgia, Obama first claimed for a peaceful moral equivalency, then claimed for the UN Security Council to provide a solution and THEN agreed with McCain to deploy soldiers. Obama has neglected to provide an energy policy, has neglected his insights about missile defence, and has neglected to provide a plan for counter-terrorism. But you still vote for him, and think you’re the fucking smartest person in the world because you say “There’s No One Worse Than Bush!” I sure do wish we had Clinton back! My God Was He Fucking Spectacular! Let’s forget what happened during the Waco Tragedy or the billions of dollars given through energy aid to North Korea. Clinton’s My Fucking Idol!
And for those of you voting for Obama because he’s black, you’re even worse than the above. During the RNC, I lauded the black people who cheered for McCain because they can put aside their racial differences and vote for someone based on his credentials. But you fucking Obamabots are too indifferent. You think aesthetics is what makes a president responsible, you think someone is opinionated because he’s “eloquent”, you think someone is stupid because he’s from the same party as Bush. What’s destroying America, more than the Iraq war, more than Health care, more than the color of skin of your president, is your own fucking stupidity.
