My Earth Day goal for the past few years has been pretty much the same. Basically, I go to the moon and aim my ass at the Earth. Next, I take a giant shit the size of the Earth and then the Earth is covered in my shit and the Earth is polluted.
If you're in the UK, you could've sent it to me and I'll do my best to look into it. I can't ship elsewhere due to the high cost for shipping, fuck Brexit.