Goddamnit, my stupid ass brother is lost as hell,

he left his mobile phone at school,
got on the wrong bus in the wrong direction (didn't check the number, he just jumped on the first bus that came)
this is the second time this has happened!

Not only that, he didn't get off the bus for over 30 minutes! when he knows that the right bus should only take 5-10 minutes MAX to get home.

So he's fucking lost, and i had to tell him what do do (he should be smart enough to know what to do, get back on the bus in the other direction, or get on another bus to the closest station and catch the train back)...

I hope he is intelligent enough to follow my directions and get his ass back home.

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did he find the phone?

your brother is troubled :D
you should write on a peice of paper his bus number, a note saying "has you have your phone in pocket" and stick it to his head :D
 
[quote name='iPikachu' post='2028688' date='Jun 5 2009, 08:06 PM']did he find the phone?

your brother is troubled :D
you should write on a peice of paper his bus number, a note saying "has you have your phone in pocket" and stick it to his head :D[/quote]

If you stick it to his head , he wont be able to read it! :P
 
OMG. Remeber to tell your brother that a bus doesn't have plane wings and is much smaller, plus it can't fly. What would be worse? Lost in dunno where in Australia or lost in an unknown country?

Next time, you should tie the phone to a chain like a dog tag and make him wear it. Foolproof method.

Hope he finds his way home :D
 
thats good to here, for a minute there i thought this thread was going to last like 1 week before u post "hes back now" and i would be like :wtf: it took him 1 week to get home?! lol
 
[quote name='OSW' post='2028833' date='Jun 5 2009, 11:32 AM']lol, he made it ;)[/quote]

Glad to hear that.

I hope it doesn't happen again.
 
Nice to hear you got your brother back... guess it's only a matter of time before it happens again though.
 
[quote name='raing3' post='2029296' date='Jun 5 2009, 10:31 PM']Nice to hear you got your brother back... guess it's only a matter of time before it happens again though.[/quote]
Thanks,
0_0, nahh, I think he will be more careful next time. It wasn't the most happy experience for him, taking a few hours to get back.
 

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