The technician

Like with my last entry: Sometimes I despair of humanity. What I can't stand is any form of exceptional stupidity.

I did not even notice somebody was working there. Suddenly: No connection anymore. Nothing. I tried everything and the Fritz!Box router told me "DSL cable malfunction at approximately 6 meters." This is not inside the house anymore and the DSL cable was just fine. I went outside to that box I never touched before and lifted the cap. Two lose wires were dancing in the wind. Since I never ever have had a look inside this box I don't know if these were useless wires – or responsible for the missing connection. My feeling said: "Those wires must have a meaning."

My mum called the hotline to report the missing network functionality. While she was tortured by the painfully slow script ("What light is turned on – look at your router.", "Reboot your router", "Reconnect the cable") I went outside again and asked the neighbor on the other side of the street if he had seen somebody "there" (pointing to the telephone cables).

"No." he said. "Nobody but the Telekom technician." Aha. Thank's for watching! A technician from Telekom. He worked on a box with a few cables – including the DSL cable to our house. The house next door had been empty for a few months and I guess some people will move in there in the next days/weeks. Naturally they will want to have internet (and phone). Whatever he did for the currently empty house, it seems he ripped some cables out and disconnected us completely from phone and internet.
I interrupted the Telekom hotline script and reported my new information. Interest on the other side: Nothing. Continues software troubleshooting. "If we can't get it done via software we will send somebody out. Maybe Saturday."

Okay. Let me summarize this:
  • Telekom technician cuts our connection and drives away
  • We have to wait at least two days – instead of calling the very same person who did the mistake and order him to drive back
  • And the only right the customer has in such a case is: Continue paying for nothing
  • Hotline shows no interest, doesn't listen and follows the script like a robot
Thank god that the neighbor has seen a technician working on the box outside. Without an eye witness Telekom would most likely try to send me a bill for the second technician that will repair the damage and state that I must have done the damage myself. (I don't know where those wires go and I will certainly NOT touch anything inside there in order to fix it myself!)

And those people get PAID for doing such things. A technician that disconnects wires, let's them lose inside the box, does not even insulate the tips and then… just leaves.
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Reading this (another) "Horror" Story about the German Telekom,Thoughts like "burn him" or "stone him" come to me....:evil:
If "someone" already work like in the Stone Age then you should also take Measures from that Time.:D
 
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If that same technician comes back, return the favor by rubbing rancid stinky butter all over the snipped cables. When he works on them, just act dumb not knowing how that happened.
 
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As a technician my self, I love when people tell me this. Easy fix. Part of the job is to try to be like ninja, nimble and silent. As if no one was there. Like a fart in the wind. Some of those wires get pretty brittle and just need a slight knock to break them. He must’ve had fat fingers. The guys that I’ve seen do this have had fat fingers, like sausages.

Also, they should only bill you if they work inside your home. If the trouble is outside your home and in their network, that’s their facility to maintain. I’d dispute that if I got the bill.
 
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@TurdPooCharger
Aha. You assume I have rancid stinky butter in my house? Thank you.

Admittedly I would have to tidy up a little more often. This still does not mean one can find putrid food residues in our house. (I have A LOT¹ of food at home – but it is all still good)
I gave the chemistry set from a teenage times away long ago (with today's laws and all the paranoia even storing pulverized metal like zinc can have really bad consequences – not even talking about acid and the like).

And: Highly unlikely that they send the same person again.


We will try to not pay for the time in which Deutsche Telekom did not provide internet connection (it was their own fault). Let's see what happens. Can get quite funny.


@slaphappygamer
Easy fix, nice. Takes you two minutes or even less if you know where to put them. But it takes days for the "normal procedures" in big companies to tell a technician where (s)he has to do the easy fix.
I don't know how to do it and those cables belong to Telekom. I may not even touch anything inside there. They can and will make me responsible for the damage I didn't do.



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Thankfully the network with my neighbors/friends with the outdoor WiFi access points is working like a charm and we are prepared for such a case. All I had to do get online again was:
route add default gw 192.168.179.1

Without that… I would be offline for some days (or even weeks?)




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¹ No, I did not run to the supermarkets in panic because of the one-an-only public topic. I always have a lot of food in storage for cases like the present situation. Just mentioning this in order to prevent accusations I was one of those "asocial people" buying loads of flour, pasta, rice, cans and toilet paper so other persons don't get any.
I actually bought way less than usual since the one-and-only public topic started (mostly fresh things)
 
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