Piglet is regulating Pooh now. Pooh has food problem. Piglet is the sponsor. Christopher couldn’t be the sponsor due to his affiliation with Eeyore and Tiger who are known users of their own devices. Don’t ask me how I know this, because I can not say anymore. This has been an on going battle. This is what happens where you put your paws in the wrong honey hole. Kids! Watch where you stick it!
Please don’t judge Pooh for he has become. It’s been a long journey and he should be honored, not mocked.