Wow, the Splat is real. I know people do the cosplay, but I didn't know some of the clothing and weapons in the game are being/have been produced in mass quantity.
So the real question is: will Jayro start 3-D printing Zappers and Splat Shots?
Well it IS kind of a joke, because I hate my teammates. I don't have a 3D printer to build a proper weapon either, and the ones on Etsy are expensive as fuck. I have to wear the eye mask thingy because my skin is sensitive to things like makeup.