The Cruel Truth

Hey guys, I wanted to share with you some very special info: The strategy behind my winning strategy of Super Smash Bros.

When you start a match, you get a spark of excitement, of hopefulness, of curiosity. Whether your opponent is going to suck or not, and what you will do.

This is the harsh weakness I must exploit.

I rush in, and dash attack them, juggling them and impacting 60% damage before they even know what hit them

They instinctively feel depressed, because there hopefulness has crashed

And I carry out my brutal command, showing no mercy, and tethering on to that nagging doubt, their reality, their false belief, is that they cannot beat me.

This is how I do it. This is how I win competitions. By brutal force and needless but wholesome punishment.

This is the hidden lore of Smash bros.
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That's how you beat bad players I guess. Most will just play more intensely, and more cautiously making your recklessness a weakness to be exploited. gg.
 
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in this day and age it seems pretty viable to challenge your assertion.

When people try this technique against me i simply throw them out of bounds and smash em down. Every single time
 

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