Stapled

My wife shot me in the nutbag with a staple gun.
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Thankfully, my leathery, rhino hide-like nutskins repelled the staple with a mere tickle. We both had a good laugh.
 
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The things we do for love.
(To be fair, she's roughly 1/3 my size, so we've got to keep a level playing field.)
 
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TotalInsanity4
I do believe that warrants a trip to the hospital, even if it didn't break skin due to clothing. Testicular torsion is not a laughing matter
 
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That large bearded character from the Potter stuff - Hagar or whatever - & Jasmine from the Aladdin film. Pretty much.

@TotalInsanity4 - No clothing, bare balls. Before she fell to pieces laughing, she swore that she "meant to hit my thigh"....riiiggghhhttt.
 
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Nah, nothing like that. I had just put fresh plastic over the spare room windows (crispy cool ac) a few hours earlier and we were headed for the shower. She just grabbed it on a lark and was goofing off.
 
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On today's episode on "What's your fetish?" We ask GBAtemp user Old about his weird fetish!
 
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My main "fetish", since hitting 40: Mutual shower (beer in shower), 20-40 minutes sexy time, fall asleep watching Twilight Zone episode on Netflix.
 
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