Hi guys i brough pizza an-

What the hell happened here?
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Sweet jesus riding a pineapple pizza, what the fuck is this shit.
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Jesus Crist watches everythings, thus who put pineapple on pizza are Heretics, and no permit shall granted to those unwanted children for eternal life in heaven, thou must burn in hell u heretic pineapple pizza eater.

@Memoir wtf are u talking about???
 
holy shit, Jesus Crist, look at this, gbatemp with full of cringy heretics GIUDAS, this forum is sinking now, U'RE HOPELESS
 
@andzalot55 putting pineapple on pizza=add salt when u take coffee=eating spaghetti with nutella=u are 100% heretic!
 
apparently putting pineapples on pizza activates the enzyme sucksdickatolin which is found naturally in your body. Over-saturation of this enzyme in your fat cells makes you homosexual
 

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