Who hates Mario Party as much as I am?

So there I was, drunk on a friend's place and uncapable of concealing sleep at 5 a.m. He was awake like me, even drunker and after a while of babbling we decided to play something on his computer, and there I found PJ64 and MP2. Sure, we were capable of holding controllers, and after setting some gamepads up, game started. 35 turns, 4 players, he was Peach (lolrly) I was Mario and the cpu players were Wario and DorK, über difficulty. He choosed Horror Land, and I said something like "loser kisses other's ass". mad gay bet
So... after some struggling in the first five or so turns, I managed to get my hands on a star. By turn 23, Wario had 3 stars, DK 2, Peach 0 and me... 1. Peach got some serious shitload of cash over the turns, with almost 140 coins, and when he/she/xe came across Boo... shit got serious. I said "steal Wario, I hate Wario, nobody likes him and his father cheated on his mother with Luigi"... you know what happened? He stole my only, lonely star. MY freaking star. The butthurt I felt at the moment would surely had broken Vegeta's scooter. I don't want to tell how things ended up that early in the morning... the thing is, I pissed his whole door before leaving.
YOU SHALL NOT STEAL A FRIEND'S STAR WHEN SOMEONE HAS EVEN MORE, YOU JUST CAN'T ;O;

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I-is not like I wanted to kiss your ass or anything, b-bakka!!
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He didn't even notice the piss, it's a secret to everybody
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I got drunk just by reading this thread. :grog:

Anyway...serious: don't blame mario party. I could go on and tell you how I don't care for it after one trial and winning every minigame yet lousy dicerolls made sure I ended up totally on the last place...but that story really isn't about mario party. Heck...it's almost as if you slipped on a banana peel and then declared that you hate bananas. No...it would be more correct to blame the booze you both had, but even that isn't entirely correct. The real issue is your behavior when drunk. It makes you think you're more competent than you are (hint: mario party is more about luck than anything else) and makes you put blame on something not being you. Or are you going to say that it was mario party who made you piss on your friend's door?
 

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