Bloody hell, that's the last time I buy Walkers' crisps.
So there I was, minding my own business and walked into a shop to buy a pack of Walker's Cheese and onion crisps, Grab Bag version. So I open it and start eating, then fuck! I get this massive pain in my mouth and it starts to bleed, quite liberally. Apparently, there were really sharp little bits of curvy metal shavings inside the pack. Like potato twirls but really sharp and made of metal. So my (now not) favourite crisps manufacturer decided to try and kill me.
Naturally, I take it back to the shop, saying "I want a refund,", and what do they do? Balls to that, they accuse me, with my dead bloody hands and mouth to say that I stuck the metal in there; that I like to cut my mouth whilst it's full of MSG and salt.
How did the metal shavings get in there in the first place? I don't know and frankly, I'm really pissed. Sitting here with tissue still crammed 4 metres up my head. Damn you, Walkers. Damn you.
edit: I'm all light-headed
So there I was, minding my own business and walked into a shop to buy a pack of Walker's Cheese and onion crisps, Grab Bag version. So I open it and start eating, then fuck! I get this massive pain in my mouth and it starts to bleed, quite liberally. Apparently, there were really sharp little bits of curvy metal shavings inside the pack. Like potato twirls but really sharp and made of metal. So my (now not) favourite crisps manufacturer decided to try and kill me.
Naturally, I take it back to the shop, saying "I want a refund,", and what do they do? Balls to that, they accuse me, with my dead bloody hands and mouth to say that I stuck the metal in there; that I like to cut my mouth whilst it's full of MSG and salt.
How did the metal shavings get in there in the first place? I don't know and frankly, I'm really pissed. Sitting here with tissue still crammed 4 metres up my head. Damn you, Walkers. Damn you.
edit: I'm all light-headed
