Ball of S**t

My girlfriend lives in residence here at the University, and she is in a suite with three other girls, which they all share the same bathroom and common area, but have different rooms. Before I moved here, she told me that there was something weird someone had thrown in the toilet, and she wasn't sure if it was shit or what, because she said it was in such a weird shape. It wouldn't flush because it was too large, and it was causing the toilet to overflow. Her and one of her roommates forced it down using a plunger. I thought maybe someone threw something in the toilet instead of the garbage.

She has this one really fucked up roommate. She always has her door open, and it is very awkward to walk by her. My girlfriend has seen he just standing beside the toilet, and seen her kick her wall for no reason as she walked past her room. We've seen her peeking around her door when we walk by. She is just overall really fucked up.

I'm now also living in residence, and my girlfriend and I were just hanging out in her room when she needed to use the bathroom. She came back 5 seconds later and said 'Remember that thing I told you I saw in the toilet once? Its there again.' The only roommate that was around was the fucking psycho one, so we figured it was her. I told my girlfriend to go ask her if she knew anything about it. She wanted me to go do it, but I told her I couldn't, because I have no authority over her because she isn't my roommate. So we decide that she will go talk to her, but I will just stand there for moral support. But we planned it out to make it look like she was going to show me it, then we were going to go confront her (the psycho is right beside the bathroom). I wasn't planning on looking at the shit, but I saw it. It was shit, thats for sure. But it was the shape and size of a softball. No jokes. How the fuck is that supposed to come out of someones ass?

After that, my girlfriend goes up to the door and says 'Uh, Kayla? Do you know whats in the toilet?' From where I'm standing, I can't see the girl, but she doesn't say anything that I am able to hear (I don't even like looking at this freak chick). Then my girlfriend is like 'Um.. theres something weird in the toilet...' and then that girl says 'Do I want to see it?'. Then she gets up and walks into the bathroom, looks in the toilet and walks back out, and my girlfriend asks her if she knows anything about it. She just shrugs. My girlfriend asks if she knows if any of the other girls are in their rooms. She just shrugs. Then she starts walking into her room and my girlfriend says something like 'Well it must have been from someone in here...' and then we walk away and go into her room.

That fucking weirdo was lying! I know it was her! I felt like punching her in the back of the head as she walked away! She is seriously so fucked up! She always leaves her door open! Like, what the fuck is up with that? She is a crazy psycho bitch that I want to push down the stairs.

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Like, what I want to know is, how the fuck is it possible for her to shit like that? Is it shit? Like, what the fuck is going on here. I kinda want to scoop it up and fling it in her room


My girlfriend made this for her

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Ah yes, we had that problem in our hall for the past couple of years. Except, it was a turd that was impossibly large, as in, it'd actually stretch the entire length of the toilet's bowl, and was a good three inches in diameter, shit you not (pardon the pun). It was always the toilet on the far right...

What's scary is that half the time, it would be accompanied by some toilet paper smeared with blood...
 
[quote name='Doomsday Forte' post='1411163' date='Sep 20 2008, 08:13 AM']Ah yes, we had that problem in our hall for the past couple of years. Except, it was a turd that was impossibly large, as in, it'd actually stretch the entire length of the toilet's bowl, and was a good three inches in diameter, shit you not (pardon the pun). It was always the toilet on the far right...

What's scary is that half the time, it would be accompanied by some toilet paper smeared with blood...[/quote]

Congrats! You just made my girlfriend throw up! (Not actually, but she is gagging)

Also, there was no TP in this toilet
 
Hahah, you're welcome. But think about it. What kind of person would be able to...well...get that thing out of their body? It's horrifying. And I feel especially bad for the janitors here because they're the ones that have to get rid of it. There are still scratches on the inside of the bowl...ergh.

You should have your girlfriend knock out her roommate and take a look at her ass. If it's a big gaping hole, then you have your answer. Though I'd still ask the other two girls all the same. The usual suspect isn't always the guilty one, after all.

One of the janitors said that our phenomenon is someone putting shit into a container and dumping it in our toilet. Though that's just fucking confusing as hell, not to mention even sicker than someone squeezing that...thing out of their body.

So far this year, it hasn't happened, but we shall wait and see. D:
 
I've actually had that in my old school... someone laid such a huge shit is spanned the diameter of the toilet hole, flushing didn't help, until the janitor had to break it in half to flush, and it blocked the toilet lol. No TP in there either.
 
Well if she is a psycho bitch she probably took it out, rolled it up and put it back in there. (You never know some people are fucked up like that, you don't even want to here what my brother was saying last night on the way to the Opeth show.)
 
when something like this happens i just wait until the toilet water dissolves the turd and then flush the shit water >_>
 
How about removing the bowl completely, and crapping down into the hole in the ground thats left ? They have these is some continental European backwaters, like France.
 
Rabbits poo balls
I think she is secretly a giant rabbit.

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In disguise, I forgot to add.
 
This blog post is a feel-good and heart-warming one.
Thank you very much.

"So Kayla, I heard you poop out shit the size of softballs."
"feels good man"
 
shit on a piece of paper then rub it in her face (that's what any civilized person would do)
 
Here is what my girlfriend turned a printer test page into. Were gonna slide it under her door

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I don;t know many people that can form their shit into a ball. consider your self in the presence of a god or
[quote name='NeSchn' post='1411348' date='Sep 20 2008, 08:54 AM']Well if she is a psycho bitch she probably took it out, rolled it up and put it back in there. (You never know some people are fucked up like that, you don't even want to here what my brother was saying last night on the way to the Opeth show.)[/quote]
 
omg i havent laughed this hard in ages.
seriously, why cant ppl eat veggies and drink water so that their turd doesn't end up that big
 
[quote name='science' post='1442699' date='Oct 2 2008, 10:58 PM']Here is what my girlfriend turned a printer test page into. Were gonna slide it under her door

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That made me lol hard.

And JPH, agreed, this deserves a prize.
 

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