Hardware What will you name your Xbox One?

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If i ever get a Xbox One, im going to name it E.T so when it does its online Check once every 24 hours Microsoft will see that E.T is trying to phone home
 

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yea but it was the Beta Max that failed not the VHS, the Xbone looks more like the VHS

Poor Betamax :c
Same thing happened to HDDVD.
And to other victims of the format wars.

XBone tries to copy the VHS, but it already fails at that.
 

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I won't have one personally as even if I had the money, I'm in no way convinced by the machine. But in general I like to call them 'huge lump of worthless crapola'.
 
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Not that I have even the remotest interest in buying one, but "XBone" (pronounced X-bone) seems an appropriate name. Hell, MS came up with the name themselves, after all. They might try to charge me a fee to call it anything else.
 

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