What does it feel like to have a thumb up your butt?

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I like the title change, funny! As a matter of fact, my ex girl "friend" did sneak a finger up my butt before. It make me feel like I had to poop. It's no fun having the doc check you for hemorrhoids and shit either, a way of bonding for some, a source of trauma for others.
 

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I like the title change, funny! As a matter of fact, my ex girl "friend" did sneak a finger up my butt before. It make me feel like I had to poop. It's no fun having the doc check you for hemorrhoids and shit either, a way of bonding for some, a source of trauma for others.

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József Szájer
Melvyn Iscove
Ralph Shortey
Tom Brock
Javier Suarez Pascagaza
Ryan Muehlhauser
Michael Berry
Eddie Long
Albert Odulele
Keith O’Brien
Greg Davis
Marku Koivisto
James E. West
Carlos Divar
Carl Kruger
Mark Foley
Jim Kolbe
Kathryn Lehman
Ken Mehlman

which one are you?
All of the above
 

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