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Remember that exclusive Wii U game called ZombiU? Well, it's not exclusive anymore because Ubisoft is releasing the game for PS4, Xbox One and PC on the 18th of next month.
There won't be a physical release of the game, only digital. Hope that doesn't break anyone's heart.

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[WiiCube_2013]

Cricket bats are a bit heavy so if there really was a zombie apocalypse in real life.. I'd go with a sharpened katana than a stupid baseball bat.

 

[grossaffe]

Cricket bats are a bit heavy so if there really was a zombie apocalypse in real life.. I'd go with a sharpened katana than a stupid baseball bat.

You generally find sharpened katana lying around?

 

[WiiCube_2013]

You generally find sharpened katana lying around?

Buying one isn't necessarily hard if you know where.

Btw, Cricket's a really boring sport, imo.

 

[grossaffe]

Buying one isn't necessarily hard if you know where.

There's probably not gonna be much purchasing of anything in a zombie apocalypse.

Btw, Cricket's a really boring sport, imo.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Buying an authentic one to have in display has always been something satisfying, although I haven't yet because I don't want to spend money on such a thing.

One of my uncle's got this kind of equipment and more but he's a bit of a screw loose so rather not be around him (to top it off he also grows weed and tobacco).

 

[Drak0rex]

There's probably not gonna be much purchasing of anything in a zombie apocalypse.

This was literally the first thing that came to my mind.

 

[Foxi4]

If you could pick any weapon you want, why would you ever pick a melee one that requires you to face the infected head-on at close range and not a tank, a jet, or, I don't know, a huge-ass gunship? Even a boat would be better, seeing that zombies can't swim. You guys woukd die on the frontline with your sharp and blunt sticks, meanwhile I'd be chillin' on a military ship in the middle of the ocean with provisions for years and a bunch of bitches, saving the human race in style.

 

[mightymuffy]

Heh, but I've been thinking a bit more about this whole melee weapons in Zombi thing - now both new weapons have extra range (shovel the most), and both will be able to hit multiple enemies at once... but is that a good thing anyway? If Zombi is going for a more realistic physics kinda thing, how would a shovel or baseball bat, realistically, send multiple enemies flying? If ZombiU did one thing kind of right, is was at least some attempt at 'realism'. Now it's gonna be another me-too Zombie game (and a fukkin bad un at that!)

....(blah, followed by) Zombies are not terribly efficient at opening hatches, y'know.

...really?! Coz the last zombie I spoke to said he had no problems whatsoever opening hatches - he had more trouble with a pint spilling onto his shirt when trying to drink it..... are the zombies round your neck of the woods simply a bit dim witted? Why would that not surprise me....

 

[Foxi4]

...really?! Coz the last zombie I spoke to said he had no problems whatsoever opening hatches - he had more trouble with a pint spilling onto his shirt when trying to drink it..... are the zombies round your neck of the woods simply a bit dim witted? Why would that not surprise me....

Good luck opening an APC hatch from the outside with nothing but your hands. Scrubz fight with shovels, winners sail the ocean in a nuclear vessel with fuel 'fo yearz, waiting for the whole zombie apocalypse nonsense to blow over.

 

[RevPokemon]

Good luck opening an APC hatch from the outside with nothing but your hands. Scrubz fight with shovels, winners sail the ocean in a nuclear vessel with fuel 'fo yearz, waiting for the whole zombie apocalypse nonsense to blow over.

Until fo yearz is ova and tpdem zombis get ya dawg

 

[Foxi4]

Until fo yearz is ova and tpdem zombis get ya dawg

By that time I'll live my life to the fullest - they're likely to perish of starvation before Flagship Foxtrot's food and fuel supply is depleted. MRE's fo' yearz, yo. ;O; Worst-case scenario there's always the Vault-tec option. Overseer Foxi sounds like an apt title.

 

[RevPokemon]

By that time I'll live my life to the fullest - they're likely to perish of starvation before Flagship Foxtrot's food and fuel supply is depleted. MRE's fo' yearz, yo. ;O; Worst-case scenario there's always the Vault-tec option. Overseer Foxi sounds like an apt title.

Dawg yo being a damm fool dawg! Ya know what ima saying dawg? Fo no you do not dawg.Your boizzle won't lizzle thizzle long

 

[Foxi4]

Dawg yo being a damm fool dawg! Ya know what ima saying dawg? Fo no you do not dawg.Your boizzle won't lizzle thizzle long

I dunno maygn, my "lizzle" will be diligently polished by my Slave Leia outfit-wearing bichizlles, I'm cool with that even if only for 2 months.

 

[RevPokemon]

I dunno maygn, my "lizzle" will be diligently polished by my Slave Leia outfit-wearing bichizlles, I'm cool with that even if only for 2 months.

Cool dizzle thizzle dizzle gizzle is sizzle lizzle f. Yo a smizzle mf dizzle wizzle yo idizzle n shizzle

Long live snoop Dogg!?!

 

[Kioku]

I think the point is that people who didn't enjoyed the game are bashing this game more than this games deserves since there are far worse games that deserve the hate more.
Nobody claims "they struck gold" most people who liked this game are aware that it is very very flawed.

The issue is that those games aren't rearing their ugly heads... ZombiU was terrible. It was fun for like... 5 minutes... Then you realize that you should have only spent maybe $10 on it... Brand new... In the eshop. There's no reason for it to come to this gen. At all.

 

[CathyRina]

The issue is that those games aren't rearing their ugly heads... ZombiU was terrible. It was fun for like... 5 minutes... Then you realize that you should have only spent maybe $10 on it... Brand new... In the eshop. There's no reason for it to come to this gen. At all.

The sad thing is there are chumps who would say "your enjoyment of a game should not factor in the amount of money you spend on it".
But yeah I can understand how disappointing it can be when you bought it on launch for the full price. Main reason why I don't buy EA's games on launch.

 

[Kioku]

The sad thing is there are chumps who would say "your enjoyment of a game should not factor in the amount of money you spend on it".
But yeah I can understand how disappointing it can be when you bought it on launch for the full price. Main reason why I don't buy EA's games on launch.

I was talking about the quality of the game. I can have a blast with a $5 game.

 

[CathyRina]

I was talking about the quality of the game. I can have a blast with a $5 game.

Hey I can have a blast with some of the Free stuff on a freaking smartphone despite hating Touch controlls.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

If you could pick any weapon you want, why would you ever pick a melee one that requires you to face the infected head-on at close range and not a tank, a jet, or, I don't know, a huge-ass gunship? Even a boat would be better, seeing that zombies can't swim. You guys woukd die on the frontline with your sharp and blunt sticks, meanwhile I'd be chillin' on a military ship in the middle of the ocean with provisions for years and a bunch of bitches, saving the human race in style.

I'd rather just get a flight to Andorra and live in the mountains, but Andorra doesn't have airports so it's a bit of a pickle.

 

[ShinAbo]

The original Zombi on the Amiga was fun