The hentai gods favor me!

[skullstatue]

Girl - "You just had sex with me? When did that happen"?
JK don't cry.

 

[imgod22222]

Like today I found a nice new site with every hentai movieever released available for free direct download.
And good none hentai related stuff (me getting a girlfriend

may happen too.)

That is truely heaven... wait.. ecchi or hentai? I favor ecchi more because at the end of hentai's someone goes crazy and starts killing people and go all psycho and scary and kill themselves. Only watched bible black, night shift nurses, and campus.

IF THATS TRUE, I WILL NEVER TORRENT AGAIN!

I hail the hentai gods every night, sometimes several times a day by glorifying my LCD with 30fps of hentai goodness... then i ROFL and hide. xD

PM me with the site plz, if its not "against gbatemp rules." I want to hail the hentai gods, even when my internet is down. I have resurrected over 25GB of the hentai god's true self, which according to some sites seems to be in the TB! if you count what i've archived to DVD disc, then i am close to restoring them! Returning their souls is another thing, but when you're talking about hentai, souls just get in the way and lead to kicking/screaming/bondage *cough* what?

 

[imgod22222]

The hentai gods visited me while I slept.

This chick told me that I was the chosen one who will save hentai from all it's porn loving haters, and I accepted the task, will lead my people to Hentopia, a land where we can jerk off in peace with no fear of persecution.

At least you have good taste. I'm 15 also so i know how you are. But i've been doing this for 5 years (since 5th grade) so i've seen almost everything yahoo image and video searches have to offer.

and as for going to strip clubs: its easy. If you're about 6 foot tall, and haven't shaved in a week, and have alot of chest hair, wear slightly beaten&dirty checkered clothes, they'll think you're an addict (or whatever) and let you in. I've gone several times. Never checked my ID. I live in the US BTW like you, and i haven't been caught. (hell, i've never been caught for any of the sht i do)

 

[reilina]

shadowboy PM me the website, for this is a must to those who serve the hentai gods

ALL HAIL TO THE HENTAI GODS

must...complete...hentai collections.....

 

[karamu]

some young people today are screwed up. well i guess it is better you are getting off over drawings than going out and getting some young girl pregnant. reproduction is something you certainlly shouldn't do, so please stick to pleasuring your cat and watching drawings bounce up and down on your computer.

 

[imgod22222]

no.. its because of hentai videos that there's teen pregnacy. If you've ever WATCHED one, you'd know that the girl always gets raped. DERR. >: ( don't talk about that which you have no knowledge of.

 

[Veho]

no.. its because of hentai videos that there's teen pregnacy. If you've ever WATCHED one, you'd know that the girl always gets raped.

But in hentai, the girl gets raped by a tentacled monster from outer space, or from dimension X, or from the Black Lagoon, or some other natural source of tentacled monsters with a human fetish. And none of those, um, encounters results in pregnancy.

Or were you thinking of ero anime there?

Don't talk about that which you have no knowledge of.

 

[Psyfira]

SHADOWBOY HAS EVOLVED INTO SHADOWMAN!!!

*pfft* You wish...

 

[killuncle]

SHADOWBOY HAS EVOLVED INTO SHADOWMAN!!!
*pfft* You wish...

 

[Killermech]

I've found the perfect girlfriend for you, she seems to worship the (cat?)Hentai goddess as well!

Drop me a mail if you two hook up, i'd love to come over to your wedding

 

[OSW]

EDIT : WHY ARE THE QUOTES BROKEN!

well, except the one I like, she will be my bride and wii will populate this land in my image!

WII LOL

send me kaolla su hentai please kthx

Haha! costello is corrupt too!

There's more to the world than poorly drawn cartoon smut.

Yes! Well drawn cartoon smut

rofl

Second that!

We figured out the secret to the white liquid

You still have some on your eye.

Oh My!

Is that all you ever think about?

I saw that coming!

artin,Mar 19 2007, 06:27 AM]
Wonder if Shadowboy will ever reveal this childhood secret to his future wifey?

My 2 scents: There comes a time in life in which a Shadowboy must become a Shadowman.

absolutely hilarious

artin,Mar 18 2007, 07:27 PM]Wonder if Shadowboy will ever reveal this childhood secret to his future husband?

put it on your ds. then go into the moonshel files and make heaps of folders and then hide it in one.

LOL,
E:\DSOrganize\Day Planner\Decrypt Key\3\4\4\Whoop

I think it's wrong to be mean to Shadow, we all have secrets, but some like to talk about them more than others.

You are a smart one. Perhaps you are the next chosen one?

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!!
THE GREAT QUEST IS OVER!!

Who bets that's what he'll say the moment he loses his virginity?
Imagine the girl: "What the fuck was that?"
Shadowboy: "Oh, it's from Zelda... wanna go again?"

Who's Zelda? Are you cheating on me?! I HATE YOU!

Holy cow! When i lose my virginity i swear i'll say that and report it here!

I've found the perfect girlfriend for you, she seems to worship the (cat?)Hentai goddess as well!

Drop me a mail if you two hook up, i'd love to come over to your wedding

lol, i've even seen that pic before too!

JEEZ! sorry for all the quoting but i just had to summarise all the funniest shit in this topic!

EDIT : WHY ARE THE QUOTES BROKEN!

 

[mthrnite]

EDIT : WHY ARE THE QUOTES BROKEN!

*insert the life and times of Mr. Quoty McQuotequote*

EDIT : WHY ARE THE QUOTES BROKEN!

Because you quoted past the limit. Edit your post and hack off everything below
"

absolutely hilarious"
and insert it into another post and things should right themselves.

Freeow! Dassa lotta quotes!

 

[imgod22222]

T.T HOW DID YOU DO SO MANY QUOTES?
anyway... yeah. the hentai world is huge. There's only so much we can talk about IRL where we dont get in trouble. xD

Shadowboy... still waiting for tht PM there.

 

[nintendofreak]

Hairy chicken!!

 

[imgod22222]

*vomits at the thought of a hairy chicken*
seriously.

 

[karamu]

no.. its because of hentai videos that there's teen pregnacy. If you've ever WATCHED one, you'd know that the girl always gets raped. DERR. >: ( don't talk about that which you have no knowledge of.

Well for starters i have little belief that teen pregnancy is because of hentai videos. they are mostly popular among people who aren't getting any action in the first place, although married men here in japan like them also (but they probably aren't getting any either, haha). im well aware of what causes teen pregnany as i have friends who have gone through that, including someone very close to me. it has absolutely nothing to do with hentai videos. that is such an uneducated conclusion to make. i've done research papers for my degree on teen pregnancy so don't tell me what i have no knowledge of when you know nothing about me. also if you knew much about the japanese adult video market you would know that many videos are rape themed, i mean with real people but acted out. hell here in japan they have huge video stores filled with porn, posters on the front window in the middle of the main street of a smallish town. there is one not far from my place and people call my town countryside.
do you even know what the word hentai or ecchi mean in japanese?
if you like animated sex, fine, you have a strange fetish, but getting THIS excited (as shadow) about any form of adult videos at all is a sad sad thing.

 

[Westside]

no.. its because of hentai videos that there's teen pregnacy. If you've ever WATCHED one, you'd know that the girl always gets raped. DERR. >: ( don't talk about that which you have no knowledge of.

Well for starters i have little belief that teen pregnancy is because of hentai videos. they are mostly popular among people who aren't getting any action in the first place, although married men here in japan like them also (but they probably aren't getting any either, haha). im well aware of what causes teen pregnany as i have friends who have gone through that, including someone very close to me. it has absolutely nothing to do with hentai videos. that is such an uneducated conclusion to make. i've done research papers for my degree on teen pregnancy so don't tell me what i have no knowledge of when you know nothing about me. also if you knew much about the japanese adult video market you would know that many videos are rape themed, i mean with real people but acted out. hell here in japan they have huge video stores filled with porn, posters on the front window in the middle of the main street of a smallish town. there is one not far from my place and people call my town countryside.
do you even know what the word hentai or ecchi mean in japanese?
if you like animated sex, fine, you have a strange fetish, but getting THIS excited (as shadow) about any form of adult videos at all is a sad sad thing.

I do!
They mean, dirty/suggestive and pervert!
But if the Japanese man has spoken and said that Hentai is wrong, IT IS WRONG!

 

[Swordmyth]

So wheres the loli?

 

[DRACO]

what did u do to that cat--hentai isnt that bad but some stuff is plain sick like bible black and night shift nurses, and that lolicon sh-t

 

[Swordmyth]

Lol it was a joke lolicon is like drawn kiddy porn.