Lets write a story. One Sentencee by each person.

[Banger]

One sentence at a time. This will probably fail but meh...

They had awoken to the horror of a bear standing above them.

 

[Dark]

Then they ran like scared girls.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Their nasal passages sniffing the sour odour of defeat as they left the porridge behind.

 

[agentgamma]

Their names were Kitten McIdiot and Kinnikuman!

 

[science]

They hopped on their mules for a faster escape.

 

[p1ngpong]

edit: wtf triple post

 

[p1ngpong]

But the poor beasts died of exhaustion after only 20 feet of walking

 

[p1ngpong]

edit: double post

 

[redact]

they realized their only chance of escape was to give their predator what he wanted...
their furby dolls!

 

[Banger]

To make sure they did not chase them after they gave them what they wanted they put high explosives in the furby dollz.

 

[agentgamma]

So Kitten McIdiot and Kinnikuman then danced the Caramelldansen together

 

[Pizzaroo]

And then they started fighting and then they started singing again and then they started fighting again and then they started singing again and then they started fighting again and then they started singing again...

 

[redact]

then, while their mouths were wide open from singing, their predator - pedobear - stuck something in their mouths and told them to lick it

Spoiler

it was an icy pole you pervert!

 

[Destructobot]

And they all lived happily ever after.

 

[redact]

THE END

*topic closed*

 

[Galacta]

New sentence!
There were two people on the Titanic named Bob and Tim.

 

[Destructobot]

And they both lived happily ever after.

 

[Destructobot]

(I guess I shouldn't just derail threads for fun, so...)

Until one day...

 

[Holaitsme]

They both died.

 

[Galacta]

Bob and Tim Had their funeral with all their friends.