Is Nintendo going to kill me?

[Jayinem]

I'm paranoid. I've been pirating their consoles for years using Nintendo emulators to play pirated games and helping people with modding and Nintendo emulation


I meant, I haven't been pirating their consoles for years haven't been using Nintendo emulators to play pirated games and haven't helped anyone with modding and Nintendo emulation.

 

[Luke94]

Scientologists already killed someone and even someone committed suicide because of them.

 

[CoolMe]

Scientologists already killed someone and even someone committed suicide because of them.

"Them" as in fbi/cia/ss/nsa/darpa etc or is it Nintendo and their lawyers, or perhaps both?

 

[Veho]

No, they will sue you for a billion dollars like they did Gary Bowser, and then garnish your wages for the rest of your life.

 

[LeoTCK]

THEY WILL MURDER YOU AND EAT YOU
AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO KILL AND EAT VEHO

OH MY GOOOOODDDD

 

[tech3475]

Nah, they'll just shoot you into space.

Then they'll send you cheesy games,
the worst ever made (la la la).
You'll have to sit and play them all,
as they monitor your mind (la la la).

Just got to hope you can make some robot friends.

 

[Veho]

THEY WILL MURDER YOU AND EAT YOU
AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO KILL AND EAT VEHO

OH MY GOOOOODDDD

Nintendo is watching you.

 

[Jayinem]

Leaked conversation between Nintendo and one of their lawyers.

Lawyer: A pirate thinks you're going to kill him
Nintendo: It would have been better if it was a surprise, but oh well good

 

[AncientBoi]

Leaked conversation between Nintendo and one of their lawyers.

Lawyer: A pirate thinks you're going to kill him
Nintendo: It would have been better if it was a surprise, but oh well good

I really hope they don't try

Spoiler

[gives them your home address]

 

[Hayato213]

Leaked conversation between Nintendo and one of their lawyers.

Lawyer: A pirate thinks you're going to kill him
Nintendo: It would have been better if it was a surprise, but oh well good

Sending the FBI, CIA, Secret Service plus Juan Mena to your house.

 

[Veho]

It's not like you can run, or hide. If Nintendo decides to come after you, you're dead. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

 

[AncientBoi]

Sending the FBI, CIA, Secret Service plus Juan Mena to your house.

You just had to throw JM in there.

 

[Hayato213]

It's not like you can run, or hide. If Nintendo decides to come after you, you're dead. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!


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Secret Service agent Noctosphere.

 

[Jayinem]

It's not like you can run, or hide. If Nintendo decides to come after you, you're dead. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!


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Plot twist: Bowser has been the good guy all along.

 

[AncientBoi]

Plot twist: Bowser has been the good guy all along.

[new] PLOT TWIST: You've been

HACKED

by the FBI, CIA, Secret Service annnd Juan Mena!

 

[Veho]

Plot twist: Bowser has been the good guy all along.

Which Bowser?
Gary Bowser, Doug Bowser, or Bowser Bowser?

 

[AncientBoi]

Which Bowser?
Gary Bowser, Doug Bowser, or Bowser Bowser?

Oh ! I thought it said Browser [cleans my glasses]..

My bad.

 

[Jayinem]

Which Bowser?
Gary Bowser, Doug Bowser, or Bowser Bowser?

Yes

 

[LeoTCK]

Which Bowser?
Gary Bowser, Doug Bowser, or Bowser Bowser?

Gay Bowser

 

[Luke94]

It's not like you can run, or hide. If Nintendo decides to come after you, you're dead. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!


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Marionator and Morshunator.