If everyone globally spoke one language... which would you like it to be?

[JuanMena]

Real or fictional, which would you choose to be the one?
Sidenote: Esperanto didn't worked.

 

[BORTZ]

English but super simplified. Without all of the rules, exceptions, and weirdness.

 

[The Catboy]

English but super simplified. Without all of the rules, exceptions, and weirdness.

So US English?

 

[sombrerosonic]

English, best lang in my opinion

 

[JuanMena]

Dino/Saurian for the win!

 

[Flame]

The language I'm writing right now...

 

[nxwing]

I want everyone to speak in Latin

 

[Marc_LFD]

I want everyone to speak in Latin

While Latin European languages used vocab from the Latin language, that's sadly a dead language.

However, I read there's universities somewhere that still teach Latin which is pretty cool.

Anyway, what language? (Modern) English would be too obvious, so Classic English.

 

[SAORIxMEGUMIN]

Telepathic.

 

[Alexander1970]

Yakana.

 

[ChanseyIsTheBest]

Japanese so I don't have to wait for fan translations for visual novels and games to come out.

 

[hippy dave]

I want everyone to speak in Latin

Pig Latin or gtfo.

 

[FAST6191]

I would like a better letter system that can be mirrored without issue, maybe acts as a pronunciation key (see Korean), covers all the human sounds (see phonemes). Not sure what additional grammatical constructions I might add in over baseline English as there are some interesting ones -- Australian Aboriginals have compass direction rather than relative, various Indian subcontinent efforts have different grammar depending upon whether the person under discussion is present or absent.

That said English is the language of science, business and entertainment, and probably will be for a while yet outside of some serious black swan events. Probably would be that, and probably would be that if I had 30 seconds to pick something the nanobot swam would add into everybody's brain.

 

[DinohScene]

Ye olde English.

 

[SG854]

Caveman Grunts

 

[Bagel Le Stinky]

Animalese from animal crossing

 

[Tarmfot]

Real or fictional, which would you choose to be the one?
Sidenote: Esperanto didn't worked.

My language. I'm very lazy.

 

[The Catboy]

The language I'm writing right now...

I can't read that!

 

[CoolMe]

Banana language.
Or "the sorry for my bad English" Engrish.

 

[Dragon91Nippon]

Telepathic.

That's not really a language more than a medium, would be like saying "handwriting" as a language.