I expected so much more from x65943

[ThatGamingAirman]

The good one

Oh no not her, I hate my real mom and that’s who I’ll be stuck with if you download her

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First you must replace your leg for a wooden one. Then you can join.
Or chop your hand and feed me Seymour.

Well it looks like I’m shipping up to Boston to find my wooden leg

 

[JuanMena]

Well I lost both my legs in the fist Barbary War and the dam dog ate my hand last month after I told him I couldn't afford food for him anymore,.so....

Yes, you might join the pirate club.
Just one question... how are you typing with no fingers?

 

[stikboy73]

Yes, you might join the pirate club.
Just one question... how are you typing with no fingers?

Still got one good hand. God wasn't that mean to me, though he did only leave me my arthritic left hand covered in moles. By no means a dream date but beggars can't be choosers....