How to come out of the closet in 6 easy steps!

[KitChan]

Step 1. Locate a closet.
Step 2. Open the closet door.
Step 3. Get inside the closet.
Step 4. Close the closet door again.
Step 5. Wait for an unsuspecting person to pass by
Step 6. Burst out of the closet and yell 'BOO!'

You have now come out of the closet.

 

[sombrerosonic]

Step 1. Locate a closet.
Step 2. Open the closet door.
Step 3. Get inside the closet.
Step 4. Close the closet door again.
Step 5. Wait for an unsuspecting person to pass by
Step 6. Burst out of the closet and yell 'BOO!'

You have now come out of the closet.

Instructions unclear, My parents think im gay now

 

[Flame]

Instructions unclear, i impregnated the local slut instead.

 

[Noctosphere]

instruction unclear, tried with Zelda
Step 1. Locate a closet. done
Step 2. Open the closet door. done
Step 3. Get inside the closet. Zelda is resisting, she hates being inside the closet
Step 4. Close the closet door again. She's screaming, can i get het out or....?
Step 5. Wait for an unsuspecting person to pass by There's just me and kitty in my appartment, and the main door is locked
Step 6. Burst out of the closet and yell 'BOO!' She's been waiting for two hours in the closet... screaming...

I.... I think I'll get her out...
...
...
Thanks, now she's mad at me...

 

[x65943]

instruction unclear, tried with Zelda
Step 1. Locate a closet. done
Step 2. Open the closet door. done
Step 3. Get inside the closet. Zelda is resisting, she hates being inside the closet
Step 4. Close the closet door again. She's screaming, can i get het out or....?
Step 5. Wait for an unsuspecting person to pass by There's just me and kitty in my appartment, and the main door is locked
Step 6. Burst out of the closet and yell 'BOO!' She's been waiting for two hours in the closet... screaming...

I.... I think I'll get her out...
...
...
Thanks, now she's mad at me...

You were supposed to get in the closet

Where do the instructions say put cat in the closet?

 

[Veho]

Instructions unclear.
Now there's a giraffe in my closet and an elephant in my fridge.

 

[Noctosphere]

Instructions unclear
Dick stuck in the closet


Classics

 

[x65943]

I am a little concerned you both placed your dick and your cat in the closet

 

[godreborn]

that certainly explains @JuanBaNaNa , though, in retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have locked the closet door, not letting him out until he agreed to suck my dick?

 

[AmandaRose]

that certainly explains @JuanBaNaNa , though, in retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have locked the closet door, not letting him out until he agreed to suck my dick?

We all know he's in the bloody closet it's just a matter of how long before he to the surprise of nobody comes out of it We should take bets lol.

 

[KitChan]

Instructions unclear
Dick stuck in the closet


Classics

Why did you lock Richard in the closet?

 

[CoolMe]

Instructions unclear
Dick stuck in the closet

Who's Dick?

 

[CoolMe]

Instructions unclear.. failed to get the skeleton out of the closet.

 

[JuanMena]

If I'm in the closet is because I want to be alone, in a dark and quiet place.

 

[The Catboy]

Instructions unclear, found Christian leaders in here

 

[godreborn]

If I'm in the closet is because I want to be alone, in a dark and quiet place.

come out of that closet with a new wig, some glitter, and a gstring and we'll talk....

 

[JuanMena]

come out of that closet with a new wig, some glitter, and a gstring and we'll talk....

I think you're confusing me.

 

[godreborn]

I think you're confusing me.

you need to change your sig to: "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20..."

 

[JuanMena]

you need to change your sig to: "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20..."

You're not a blender and yet you're making milkshakes for free.

 

[godreborn]

You're not a blender and yet you're making milkshakes for free.

you're my number one customer. should I get you a flesh-colored glass?