How to annoy roommates?

[Goshogun1]

Maybe you should tell them what you feel they are doing that bothers you? Confront them, and have a talk. Playing pranks and giving them trouble will only come back to you, and things will get worse. Perhaps they don't even realize what they are doing is even bothering you?

Honestly I have had the room-mates from hell before too, and some people truly can not be changed. But don't think that starting a war will solve the situation.

 

[Law]

Stash drugs, leave with girlfriend, call cops.

 

[ashesburn]

Try talking and resolve the situation.

If not, do the same thing twice as bad. Pile up twice as much dishes, close doors twice as hard and loud...etc.

But like the rest have mentioned, it'll be difficult for everyone. So try to make things work out first.

 

[Mangofett]

Here are some more things that will annoy me...

Close doors loudly.

Make groaning sounds when alone in your room.

Whisper to yourself when you are near them.

Be loud when you get up at night, and turn on any light you want.

 

[Smuff]

Since I'm assuming you are in the good ol' US of A I'd be very careful - if it escalates who's to say firearms won't become involved ?

I'd rather put up with shit balls than pick 9mm rounds out of what used to be my small intestine.

 

[blueskies]

Since I'm assuming you are in the good ol' US of A I'd be very careful - if it escalates who's to say firearms won't become involved ?

I'd rather put up with shit balls than pick 9mm rounds out of what used to be my small intestine.

Right, because everyone in america is a gun toting hick. Fuck you.

 

[alex]

Since I'm assuming you are in the good ol' US of A I'd be very careful - if it escalates who's to say firearms won't become involved ?

I'd rather put up with shit balls than pick 9mm rounds out of what used to be my small intestine.

Erm... do you have eyes?

And I'm out of ideas, for now...

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Unscrew the showerhead and put a Beef flavored bullion cube in there and replace the showerhead.

That will ruin a man.

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Since I'm assuming you are in the good ol' US of A I'd be very careful - if it escalates who's to say firearms won't become involved ?

I'd rather put up with shit balls than pick 9mm rounds out of what used to be my small intestine.

Seriously. You watch too much T.V.

 

[xcalibur]

As painful as it may sound, try and get to know them. Not just in a regular way however.
Start off normal, take a genuine interest in them and find out their dislikes. Then escalate your friendly behaviour to the point it becomes freaky. They'll start to avoid you at this stage if they don't already.

Thats when you use your newly acquired information against them and play on every single pet peeve of theirs while maintaining a friendly but clueless guise. This sounds like a lot of work but if you're gonna be stuck with these people for a while, its good to work towards it.

This makes sure that they can't say or do anything about your behaviour yet you annoy them beyond measure, Do your best not to grin at their frustration when they can see you because that will just give it away.

 

[layzieyez]

Do you have access to poison ivy or poison oak? Get some and rub it on their pillows or underwear. Once, I used a roommates toothbrush to clean the toilet since the fat pig couldn't keep his mitts off of my food.

 

[notnarb]

I was going to suggest regularly shitting in their chimneys, however I don't think that applies here...

How tall are the gaps below their doors?

 

[Scorpei]

We were thinking of super gluing their combo buttons down, but I dunno.

I genuinly though you meant on their console / handheld

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