How come if I suck dick it's gay but if a girl sucks dick she's straight?

[GhostLatte]

We live in a society.

 

[Dionicio3]

I mean if you cook a meal no one calls you a chef but if you suck one dick you're suddenly gay

 

[GhostLatte]

I mean if you cook a meal no one calls you a chief but if you suck one dick you're suddenly gay

Is it gay to suck your own dick?

 

[The Catboy]

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya fuck one goat.."

 

[DinohScene]

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya fuck one goat.."

Ironically, this is literally the truth in todays society.
People achieving great things but 1 tiny slip up immediately brands them.

Fucking people.
No wonder I despise society.

 

[Seriel]

Is it gay to suck your own dick?

no

 

[Noctosphere]

Y-y-you know what...?
W-w-well...
I-i dont

 

[Stwert]

Seriously? If this is all you've got to worry about then you're lucky, just ignore labels.

 

[MeowMeowMeow]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

 

[Old]

Is it gay to suck your own dick?

The art of self-sucking is worth mastering, believe me.

I mean, errrrr, so I've heard, anyhow....

 

[GhostLatte]

The art of self-sucking is worth mastering, believe me.

I mean, errrrr, so I've heard, anyhow....

Every guy has tried it.

 

[Old]

Every guy has tried it.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

live in a soc

Which

Spoiler: dick

are you sucking?

Just remember:

 

[Old]

Which

Spoiler: dick

are you sucking?

Just remember:

Is that Richard in the middle?

Spoiler

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Is that Richard in the middle?

How ass-tute of you to notice.

 

[dAVID_]

Is it gay to suck your own dick?

Well it counts as masturbation, and masturbation is not gay, therefore sucking your own dick is not gay.