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If you share any of these traits, I have bad news for you.

Do you like men?
Do you like gay women?
Do you like asses?
Do you like Lady Gaga?
Do you like Disney Channel and are 18 years or older?
Do you oppress women?
Did you make the choice of being white?
Does your voice sound anything but Chuck Norris's?
Do you fight with people online?
Are you a furry?
Are you a brony?
Are you a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body?
Does the word "vagina" make you giggle like a fat princess?
Are you atheist out any other religion different than Manism?
Do you prefer Pepsi?
Do you prefer Monster?
Have you ever used internet other than looking for straight porn?
Do you wash yourself every day?
Do you own a Wii U?


0 points = not gay
1 point = gay
1+ points = ultragaaaaayy
 
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Do you like men? A hole is a hole.
Do you like gay women? Who doesn't?
Do you like asses? See above.
Do you like Lady Gaga? Yes. :mellow:
Do you like Disney Channel and are 18 years or older? I'm 12 and what's this.
Do you oppress women? Sometimes. Depends on who's on top.
Did you make the choice of being white? Yes :mellow:
Does your voice sound anything but Chuck Norris's? Yes, it is much manlier :angry:
Do you fight with people online? No, I tell them to fite me IRL ;O;
Are you a furry? See answer #1
Are you a brony? No.
Are you a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body? No trap can hold me :angry: unless their boob job is very good :angry:
Does the word "vagina" make you giggle like a fat princess? Everything I do I do like a fat princess :angry:
Are you atheist out any other religion different than Manism? Manism is self-congratulatory wank for insecure pussies :angry:
Do you prefer Pepsi? Over what?
Do you prefer Monster? See above.
Have you ever used internet other than looking for straight porn? Horse on midget vore porn is so niche, I'm happy with what I can get :angry:
Do you wash yourself every day? No :angry:
Do you own a Wii U? >owning a console Peasantry :angry:


Behold your new gaylord :angry: Now bend over :angry:
 
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Vipera said:
Do you like men?
I like boys
Do you like gay women?
Eew tits
Do you like asses?
No I like dicks
Do you like Lady Gaga?
No, I like Brandon Bolmer and Martin Broda and Craig Owens and Hiro Hamada and Austin Carlile etc etc
Do you like Disney Channel and are 18 years or older?
Fuck disney channel
Do you oppress women?
I opress no one
Did you make the choice of being white?
Me mum n dad is white
Does your voice sound anything but Chuck Norris's?
Me voice sounds gay
Do you fight with people online?
I get fucked by people online :tpi:
Are you a furry?
Nope
Are you a brony?
No...
Are you a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body?
I'm a femboy~
Does the word "vagina" make you giggle like a fat princess?
No, it disgusts me, dirty open wounds.
Are you atheist out any other religion different than Manism?
I believe in Karma
Do you prefer Pepsi?
Disgusting cola.
Do you prefer Monster?
Only flavored ones.
Have you ever used internet other than looking for straight porn?
Eew straight porn
Do you wash yourself every day?
Almost daily yes.
Do you own a Wii U?
Poor af
Click to expand...


Am I straight yet?
 
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