You know, I think Ace has a point. Also, no one really likes Gilgamesh, so all of the constant ''GILGAMESH '' posts make for boring reading to anyone who reads this thread.
Also, why not just go to Japan, give the translation to a random dude, and pay him some yen to translate it? It shouldn't cost too much due to how much dollars/euros/pounds are worth in Japan.
I do like all the Gilgamesh stuff NSRSM keeps talking about, a good laugh's never bad.
If we had to pay, it wouldn't be a free patch anymore.