Fedora Euphoria monthly is here

[BORTZ]

This month is quite the blowout. Apparently they teach you how to shave off your neckbeard in this issue.

"For my favorite article, I can’t choose between “Why Going Outside is Just Minecraft for Plebs” or “10 Tips for Googling Porn (and 10 Reasons Why Women are Biologically Inferior)” It’s too hard of a choice, even for a discerning, godless man of science like myself!" -Myspace

I especially liked the column about avoiding inferior knockoff hats like trilbies. -GQ

Because we shouldn’t judge women based on their physical appearance, but it’s fair to characterize all unattractive men as sexists. Good on ya feminists. -MSN

Jokes aside, this brings ONE member of the temp to mind.

 

[chavosaur]

Some call him a zombie.
Others call him a hero.
I just think he's 'Blazed' as Fuck.

 

[Deleted-236924]

What?

 

[Flame]

*see a Fedora OS thread*

*not a thread Fedora OS thread*

its a great thread anyway.

 

[Gahars]

Spoiler: mfw girls don't understand that I'm le nice guy for them

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Apparently they teach you how to shave off your neckbeard in this issue..

>Implying Fedora wearing neckbeards would even consider shaving their neckbeard

SO FAKE, LRN2FAKETHINGSBETTER ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;

 

[Veho]

Frankly, I find this publication shallow and substandard.

 

[Sop]

This month is quite the blowout. Apparently they teach you how to shave off your neckbeard in this issue.







Jokes aside, this brings ONE member of the temp to mind.

 

[Veho]

 

[Gahars]

*SNIP*

>Thinks himself a genius
>Is a brony

If only he could divert his eyes from that thesaurus and cease his loquacious banter, he might appreciate the perpetually amusing irony. (Am I doing it right?)

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Please fucking tell me this is fake.

 

[Rydian]

Please fucking tell me this is fake.

No duh.

 

[BORTZ]

>Thinks himself a genius
>Is a brony
>Reddit user

If only he could divert his eyes from that thesaurus and cease his loquacious banter, he might appreciate the perpetually amusing irony. (Am I doing it right?)

 

[coolbho3000]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

All kidding aside, Fedoras are comfy hats. However, majority of people who wear them, don't work with them. They either have the wrong style for the clothes they're wearing, they can't pull off the look or anything. I mean when I wear them, I make sure they go with the outfit.

 

[Gahars]

I mean when I wear them, I make sure they go with the outfit.

That's what they all say.

 

[chavosaur]

Hip-Hop zoobity bop, another hat pops on the hipster~

 

[Sop]

All kidding aside, Fedoras are comfy hats. However, majority of people who wear them, don't work with them. They either have the wrong style for the clothes they're wearing, they can't pull off the look or anything. I mean when I wear them, I make sure they go with the outfit.

le neckbed face :^)

 

[BORTZ]

That's what they all say.

Looks like we have next month's cover model.

 

[Sop]

>walk into gamestop
>doors slam shut behind me, blowing a gentle breeze through my trenchcoat
>walk towards the cashier, each step echoing between the shelves and game cases as I walk forwards in slow motion
>turn to my side, draw my finger pistols, and click em at a girl
>her face goes red, she giggles
>throw my trenchcoat backwards with my other hand, turn to the girl on my right and flex my rippling abs
>she puts her hand over her mouth and turns to her friend, both blushing and smiling to each other
>spot my target at the far end of the store, a foxy girl workin' the cash register
>quicken my pace, as I near the register she turns around and notices I'm there
>giggles and smiles at me, "h-hi, how would I- uh-h help you today?"
>smile at her, "I'd like to preorder a copy of GTA five"
>"s-sure, that'll be 59.99 p-plus tax"
>toss a small scrap of paper on the desk, tip my sleek sunglasses down, and with a wink say "I hope that'll be enough"
>she looks at the paper
>my phone number is written on it
>"y-yeah that's sounding f-fine!"
>"good, then if you don't mind I've got other matters to attend to"
>"o-oh of course, g-goodb- uh- see you later!"
>as I'm walking out the door she yells to me "thanks for the number!"
>stop, and turn to face her, with a tip of my fedora I tell her
>"you too"
>girl faints right where she's standing