This month is quite the blowout. Apparently they teach you how to shave off your neckbeard in this issue.
"For my favorite article, I can’t choose between “Why Going Outside is Just Minecraft for Plebs” or “10 Tips for Googling Porn (and 10 Reasons Why Women are Biologically Inferior)” It’s too hard of a choice, even for a discerning, godless man of science like myself!" -Myspace
I especially liked the column about avoiding inferior knockoff hats like trilbies. -GQ
Because we shouldn’t judge women based on their physical appearance, but it’s fair to characterize all unattractive men as sexists. Good on ya feminists. -MSN
Jokes aside, this brings ONE member of the temp to mind.