Complete the sentence

[Noctosphere]

If watch this and die was the name of a movie, I'd fucking watch it!!!

I once ________ and my ________ still won't
look me in the eyes

I once shit on the floor and my cat still won't look me in the eyes

 

[Noctosphere]

Back in 1800's, if you ________, you'd die of ________, which is hillarious!!!!

 

[CoolMe]

Back in 1800's, if you were gay, you'd die of nothing but you will by the hands of others, which is NOT hillarious!!!!