'How much do you LOVE GBAtemp?'
In pseudocode, with a readme, the function of my love for GBATemp could be described as...
--start entry--
Code:
long double double getGBATempLove(bool awake)
if (awake)
{
 Âif (!RUDEnewbalert) // only happens rarely, approx once every 1mil iterations
   Âlove = APPROACHES_INFINITE; Â// careful, this one will definitely overflow the bounds of the largest data type on any current processor
 Âelse if (monkeyalert)
   Âreturn 0; // in case input is jibberish
 Âelse{
   Âlove = (-1000000) * (asm_poke (fork_up_bum)) + (FINGERNAIL_SCRATCHING_BLACKBOARD) + (HANGOVER_PUKING);
 Â}
}
else Â// if not awake
{
 Âlove = IN_MY_DREAMS; // privacy is the key to keeping this data member where it belongs
                   // more of a question though as no-one has ever gotten valid input when !awake
}
readme.txt
QUOTEIn short, this is a function which does/means:
I still come back and read/write posts most days, and cringe at some of the over-repetitve newb questions; aka: first time posters demanding answers simply because they exist and happen to be that specific monkey who gets sentences out instead of jibberish, though there are a few of those around too. Must love it quite a lot if you ask me.... on most days.