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sorry to be the party pooper... but what's the whole deal with norris??? i mean... ive been hearing a lot of jokes like this... but i dont know why??? can someone please explain that to me???
 

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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That's my favorite one.
 

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Chuck Norris isn't a born-again Christian. Jesus is a born-again Norris.

(came up with that one WELL after the Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny.
speaking of which, why is this thread here? And why am i adding to it?
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Here is a Chuck Norris joke:

What types of jokes are old and unfunny?

Chuck Norris jokes.
 

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epicelite said:
I dunno but there fun.
Where fun?



[title:OMG Frankenstein Junior!]"Werewolf?"

"There wolf. There, castle.


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Scientists have calculated that the energy given off when the Big Bang occurred was approximately equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick)
 

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Banger said:
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
LOL. I LOLLED>

QUOTE(xjenova @ Dec 18 2008, 01:12 AM) Scientists have calculated that the energy given off when the Big Bang occurred was approximately equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick)
I love the fact that you decided to abbreviate and then actually spelled it all out.
 

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Mei-o said:
Banger said:
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
But you do realize that Chuck Norris can't get diseases and diseases get Chuck Norris?

NO NO NO!

It goes like this.

Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer, but he doesn't cry.
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