Chuck Norris jokes!

[epicelite]

Chuck Norris jokes GO GO GO!

Lets try to be original!

Chuck Norris, batteries included.

 

[gk.7]

sorry to be the party pooper... but what's the whole deal with norris??? i mean... ive been hearing a lot of jokes like this... but i dont know why??? can someone please explain that to me???

 

[epicelite]

I dunno but there fun.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

That's my favorite one.

 

[Banger]

Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

 

[playallday]

One of my friends named his cat Chuck Norris...

 

[WildWon]

Chuck Norris isn't a born-again Christian. Jesus is a born-again Norris.

(came up with that one WELL after the Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny.
speaking of which, why is this thread here? And why am i adding to it?

)

 

[Banger]

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

 

[science]

Here is a Chuck Norris joke:

What types of jokes are old and unfunny?

Spoiler: Click here for the hilarious answer!

Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

GBAtemp's own Chuck Norris is not amused by this thread.

GBAtemp's own Chuck Norris also talks about himself in third-person.

 

[Veho]

I dunno but there fun.

Where fun?

Spoiler

[titleMG Frankenstein Junior!]"Werewolf?"

"There wolf. There, castle.

Spoiler

[titleops, I mean "Fronkensteen"]Blücher

 

[The Teej]

Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
The bar crumbles down.

 

[xjenova]

Scientists have calculated that the energy given off when the Big Bang occurred was approximately equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick)

 

[Man18]

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
LOL. I LOLLED>

QUOTE(xjenova @ Dec 18 2008, 01:12 AM) Scientists have calculated that the energy given off when the Big Bang occurred was approximately equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick)

I love the fact that you decided to abbreviate and then actually spelled it all out.

 

[xjenova]

Yeah, i thought not many people would understand the nomenclature used when talking about Chuck Norris

 

[epicelite]

Chuck Norris kicks so much ass.

Spoiler

That's the joke.

 

[Mei-o]

Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

But you do realize that Chuck Norris can't get diseases and diseases get Chuck Norris?

 

[epicelite]

Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

But you do realize that Chuck Norris can't get diseases and diseases get Chuck Norris?

NO NO NO!

It goes like this.

Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer, but he doesn't cry.

 

[Galacta]

GBAtemp circumsized Chuck Norris.

 

[epicelite]

Chuck Norris tried to troll GBAtemp.
The body was never found.