Advantages of being a woman ^^

[Shinji]

...but both are just as equal at being random. =\

Zarcon: are you saying man=woman? THAT, my friend, could be highly disturbing... very disturbing...

 

[Zarcon]

You know what a legitimate advantage is?
Women have so much more to choose from in terms of clothing.
Totally unfair.

 

[Veho]

joke topic now even if it wasn't intended initially. XD

It wasn't? So all that stereotyped prejudiced chauvinist abuse in OP was to be taken seriously?

 

[tinymonkeyt]

You know what a legitimate advantage is?
Women have so much more to choose from in terms of clothing.
Totally unfair.

sarcastic?

 

[Zarcon]

You know what a legitimate advantage is?
Women have so much more to choose from in terms of clothing.
Totally unfair.

sarcastic?

Maybe...
...
....
.....
ToT

 

[scubersteve]

Aw....
My posts, Orcs posts, and Weapon's post were totally serious...

now, it's time to take this thread to hell...

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU-snip-

Zarcon: Don't be an idiot.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

reason # 231241253151320
the fact that its "advantages of being a woman ^^"
compared to "advantages of being a man"
no asian face?

p.s. someone should change that to
"DISadvantages of being a man"

meh. the "men" are using no-brainers

reason #1
we cant get kicked, hit, bitten, smacked, punched, sucked, licked, etc. (you name it!) in the balls
XDDDDD

 

[Flooded]

Cunt punt

 

[Deleted member 110780]

Pfft, men can do lots of those things. Including makeup.

 

[Westside]

31. There are no women on the internet.

All men on the internet are men.

All women on the internet are men.

All children on the internet are FBI agents.

I have to fucking disagree on that. On gay porn sites you'll actually find surprisingly high amount of female rather than just gay men.

 

[xcalibur]

The advantages of being a woman:

You are built to take advantage of a mans weakness.

 

[Mehdi]

out of the list this is the only regret I have for being a man.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

[zidaneqrro]

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

I think I can add an advantage of not being a woman topic and quote you

 

[Bob Evil]

out of the list this is the only regret I have for being a man.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

After spending a couple of years as a roadie, I would have to say ...


Groupies FTMFW!

 

[CockroachMan]

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
No comment.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
If you do this to get a nice reaction it's kind of sad.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
I need to introduce you to traps sometime.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
...sigh.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
See 2.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
I need to introduce you to female anime fanatics...they're scary.

7. Taxis stop for us.
Money is money, they'll stop for guys too.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
If that's the first thought when your husband dies...once again, sad.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
...this I'll agree with for the vast majority.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
I'm old fashioned so...you get this one for free.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
Not all guys are as insecure as you think.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
See 11.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
...that's...kind of sad if true.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
I don't really see how this is an advantage, haha.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
What's with the lowly opinion on guys?

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
If guys forget to shave he could just be trying a new look.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
...so can guys.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
Makeup isn't limited to girls you know.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If a guy needs to do that...I'm not sure he's much of a guy, haha.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
No no, if you're dumb you're dumb. If you're ignorant of certain things it gives you a slight sense of innocence and some people find that cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
...what? XD

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
So do guys? On the flip side, I've plenty of women who don't know how to dress for their body type.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Oh come on, not all guys are perverse.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
If a guy marries someone 20 years younger he's just enjoying the ride.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
Our friends would tell us without us having to ask.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
...no, no there aren't. Get better friends or have more faith in your friends.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
My sister regrets it, but she didn't have a choice. I know a few others that regret it.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Judging a book by its cover huh? Hmm...

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Ironically, that guy who wants to slip drugs into your glass could catch on the same way.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Well, I personally have enough sense to know how to get to a place before heading out...but that might just be me, haha.

So before anyone questions why I bothered retorting...I'm bored. Doesn't matter if this is a joke topic or not. =P

lol.. that was great!

And I agree with Orc.. a lot of things on that list are sexists and stereotypes

 

[Bob Evil]

Modern women are more sexist towards men, than modern men are towards women.

Modern men are taught to be sensitive to women, and modern women are taught to believe that men are lesser creatures, and that it is acceptable to berate and criticize them ... that even doing so is humorous ... merely for being men.


EDIT : Next time you meet a woman who describes herself as 'strong & independent', ask her how many kids she has, and to how many guys

 

[Jaejae]

So, I'm on the internet right, and I'm tempted to turn a topic into a flame war, what do I do?

 

[Westside]

So, I'm on the internet right, and I'm tempted to turn a topic into a flame war, what do I do?

Shut the fuck up.



It's not that hard.

 

[Ktaro]

Advantages of being a woman ^^ you get fucked

 

[Esh]

Men can't bash women, but women can bash men and get away with it



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