Gaming Splatoon's out, and here's the pics and info!

[Drak0rex]

I've taken it upon myself to troll a random Ebay scalper. Not only did he take away the joy that the amiibo would have brought to someone, but he had the balls to try and sell the empty box. Below is our conversation. After the first reply, I promptly reported him to Ebay

Spoiler

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 15:53:21 PDT

Dear danimel1,

What is wrong with you?

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 16:34:06 PDT

Dear drakorex,

Go fuck your mother


From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:03:25 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You truly are a despicable person. Not only do you take the opportunity away from decent people to purchase this item from retail stores, but you take away children's happiness for your own gain. I can only hope that your fate is long and excruciating, you miserable, wretched excuse for a human being.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:15:10 PDT

Dear drakorex,

Didn't i tell you to go fuck your mother. Fuck your mother in the ass you bitch! Why the fuck are you messaging me. GO FUCK YOUR STINKY MOTHERS PUSSY!!!!

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:28:38 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You're only digging your own grave. You need to take down your empty boxes and stop ruining people's happiness. Nobody wants to buy the empty box of the Amiibo you so selfishly took away from them. You need some serious help, pal. The fact that you can't tell what you're doing is wrong only proves your ignorance.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:30:01 PDT

Dear drakorex,

GO FUCK YOUR STANK MOTHER!

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:33:46 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You really should learn some respect and reevaluate your life decisions. I pity you. It's a shame people like you exist in this world. The world would be a much better place if your ilk was extinguished from it.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:34:48 PDT

Dear drakorex,

After you fuck your whore of a mother, you can go fuck your father up the ass as well.

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:38:46 PDT

Dear danimel1,
Are those the only words in your vocabulary? You must lead a miserable and pathetic existence. I hope the sound of crying children haunts your nightmares.

Haven't heard from him since.

(Is it weird that trolling gives me a hard on?)

 

[VinsCool]

I've taken it upon myself to troll a random Ebay scalper. Not only did he take away the joy that the amiibo would have brought to someone, but he had the balls to try and sell the empty box. Below is our conversation. After the first reply, I promptly reported him to Ebay

Spoiler

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 15:53:21 PDT

Dear danimel1,

What is wrong with you?

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 16:34:06 PDT

Dear drakorex,

Go fuck your mother


From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:03:25 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You truly are a despicable person. Not only do you take the opportunity away from decent people to purchase this item from retail stores, but you take away children's happiness for your own gain. I can only hope that your fate is long and excruciating, you miserable, wretched excuse for a human being.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:15:10 PDT

Dear drakorex,

Didn't i tell you to go fuck your mother. Fuck your mother in the ass you bitch! Why the fuck are you messaging me. GO FUCK YOUR STINKY MOTHERS PUSSY!!!!

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:28:38 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You're only digging your own grave. You need to take down your empty boxes and stop ruining people's happiness. Nobody wants to buy the empty box of the Amiibo you so selfishly took away from them. You need some serious help, pal. The fact that you can't tell what you're doing is wrong only proves your ignorance.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:30:01 PDT

Dear drakorex,

GO FUCK YOUR STANK MOTHER!

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:33:46 PDT

Dear danimel1,

You really should learn some respect and reevaluate your life decisions. I pity you. It's a shame people like you exist in this world. The world would be a much better place if your ilk was extinguished from it.

From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:34:48 PDT

Dear drakorex,

After you fuck your whore of a mother, you can go fuck your father up the ass as well.

From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:38:46 PDT

Dear danimel1,
Are those the only words in your vocabulary? You must lead a miserable and pathetic existence. I hope the sound of crying children haunts your nightmares.

Haven't heard from him since.

(Is it weird that trolling gives me a hard on?)

the same effect happened to me.
I really like to read such bullshit.

 

[Drak0rex]

the same effect happened to me.
I really like to read such bullshit.

We should all do this.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

eBay prohibits sending emails but allows cursing? That's bs.

That dude needs to be banned from eBay or at least suspended.

 

[Deleted User]

I don't understand why people sell empty amiibo boxes on eBay anyways, it's fuckin' dumb.

 

[Drak0rex]

I don't understand why people sell empty amiibo boxes on eBay anyways, it's fuckin' dumb.

What really cracks me up is there's 1 person watching it. Waiting to strike at just the right moment...

 

[Deleted User]

What really cracks me up is there's 1 person watching it. Waiting to strike at just the right moment...

oh god

 

[thorasgar]

I saw a Wii U box. Yes just the box cardboard bidded up to $120. WTF? I just threw mine away last week befor the move.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

I saw a Wii U box. Yes just the box cardboard bidded up to $120. WTF? I just threw mine away last week befor the move.

Probably the same seller trying to pull a move on it."Oh look, it has a bid so maybe I should bid too?"

 

[Drak0rex]

An Ode to Inkling Girl

Oh Inkling girl, you are so hawt.
I want to squirt you with my Splattershot.
As I splat you in your face, tell me, how does my ink taste?

 

[WiiCube_2013]

So for those playing has Splatoon gotten any better since the early days? Do they allow players to play on more maps than just 1-2 for each 4 hours?

 

[Drak0rex]

Goodbye Inkopolis, HELLO WORLD!

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Played a couple matches today but honestly, it feels like this game's starting to die out. Mostly due to the very limited amount of stages per 4hrs.

Good thing Yoshi's Wolly World is coming out next week so that's something to look forward to.

 

[keven3477]

I know people are going to hate Nintendo for this but,

We have decided to postpone the first North American Splatfest. We’ll have details on a new date soon!

source: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/612017660285468672

but hey, at least they unlocked a new stage today.

 

[thorasgar]

I know people are going to hate Nintendo for this but,



source: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/612017660285468672

but hey, at least they unlocked a new stage today.

Oh shit. My 9yo was so looking forward to this and the remnants of that tropical storm are hitting us tomorrow. There are going to be tears.

They didn't have to wait to the last minute to cancel. That is a douchy move.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Just put back Mario Kart in the console. Kids eat up that shit.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Well, so today I decided to play the rest of the story mode and now it's 100%'d. As such I don't think I'll ever touch Splatoon again unless Nintendo decided to change the way they're handling the online play.

The final boss was just boring and repetitive. *sigh*

 

[VinsCool]

Really hope to get a price drop soon. This game is overpriced for its content.

 

[thorasgar]

Just put back Mario Kart in the console. Kids eat up that shit.

. You don't tell this kid what to play. Lol. He handled it better than I though he would but keeps asking me every day if they have rescheduled it yet. I am sure he will find out about it on YouTube way before I do. Lol

Really hope to get a price drop soon. This game is overpriced for its content.

True, but in my house that is made up in replay value. Both boys still want to spend some time with it every day. When they start getting ink lag they get frustrated and move on.

 

[Nathan Drake]

So I read that even game modes for this game are on a rotation, and that the new mode now rotates in and out with Splatzones every four hours. Are you all okay with even game mode rotation? It just seems odd to me that they are so intent on restricting the available content at any one time.