Upon receiving the device, I would stare at it, intently. I would square off against it, man versus machine in a battle of wits. This standoff, although seemingly unnecessary, would bring us to an understanding. This understanding would become the basis for something beautiful, unseen before in the entirety of history. This standoff, exhausting me, would result in me heading to bed early. I would consider the device my enemy at this point, left out on a table, entirely without care. As the days went by, I would begin handling the Pi more and more, my interest growing, my desire to use it increasing. My passion would erupt in an interesting way: a trip, just me and my Raspberry Pi, together against the world. After traveling for many moons, what started as hatred will have blossomed into an everlasting love. I will have lost my ability to imagine life without this device by my side. Reaching Spain, we would decide the time had come: we would need to marry. After finding some guy claiming to be a legitimate minister, our bond would be forged for all of eternity, or at least until components found death to be their only course. Returning to the good 'ol US of A, our love would be put to the test. The approval could not be won easily from the judgmental masses, not knowing or understanding how man and machine could come to forge such a bond. As outcasts, we would hide inside, huddled together as protesters gathered outside, with only a thin line of protected civil liberties keeping my home from being overrun by their anger. Finally, a judge would come, deciding that our bond was not legitimate, with the threat of taking away my Raspberry Pi if I refused to cooperate.
Not knowing what else to do, I would flee to Mexico. My arrival could not go well though, as a drug cartel would act as the welcoming committee. Me and my Raspberry Pi, left alone, not knowing what to do, would risk death by beheading to stay together. Locked in a warehouse somewhere, all hope would seem to be lost. Suddenly, an idea. The Raspberry Pi would distract the guard, while I would sneak up behind them and beat them to the ground. Escaping together, we would flee further south to Central America. Settling down, we would nurse our wounds, and celebrate the battle we had won in staying together.
Then I would probably use the Raspberry Pi to stream some shows and other media because I've come to use my laptop almost entirely for that these days.
