"You've heard of the Elf on the Shelf" thread

[hippy dave]

Bird on a twig

 

[slaphappygamer]

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Buzz in da hood

 

[Noctosphere]

Buzz in da hood

More like "Andy in the hoodie"

 

[BakerMan]

Bird on a twig

that bird is called the cock of the rock

 

[slaphappygamer]

More like "Andy in the hoodie"

Lightyear in the sweatyear.

 

[BigOnYa]

Woody in a hoodie

 

[SylverReZ]

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Get ready for...
Woody on a Pussy

 

[AncientBoi]

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or The Lode works [british]

ask @FlareReZ

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

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Pennywise the clown on massive gazongas.

 

[BakerMan]

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pennywise on large booby size?

 

[CoolMe]

pennywise on large booby size?

*fake

 

[Veho]

*fake

That doesn't make them not large though.

 

[CoolMe]

That doesn't make them not large though.

That doesn't make them soft though.

 

[SylverReZ]

Balloons on bazookas?

 

[Veho]

That doesn't make them soft though.

True. Softness depends on what you can afford.

But none of that has a bearing on size.

I mean look at this pair of massive melons.

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They might not be real, but they are huge.

 

[CoolMe]

But none of that has a bearing on size.

I mean look at this pair of massive melons.

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They might not be real, but they are huge.

You might as well be touching a melon-shaped rock st that point.. That doesn't do it for me as i simply prefer the real thing (large or not). Have fun with your melons i guess?

 

[BakerMan]

True. Softness depends on what you can afford.

But none of that has a bearing on size.

I mean look at this pair of massive melons.

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They might not be real, but they are huge.

 

[Veho]

You might as well be touching a melon-shaped rock st that point.. That doesn't do it for me as i simply prefer the real thing (large or not). Have fun with your melons i guess?

I still don't get why you're so hung up about it though. Nobody here is claiming the boobs are not fake. But apparently that somehow negates the size? "Large" is an objective measure. Could be two bowling balls in there, for all that matters. Volumetric displacement is an objective measure. I just don't get where you're going withthe "they're not large, they're fake", "they're not large, they're hard" thing.

 

[CoolMe]

That doesn't make them not large though.

Never said they're "not large", or "large" for that matter, i simply just substituted "large" with "fake" (in response to BakingGamer's reply) 'cause that's the first impression i had.

where you're going withthe "they're not large, they're fake"

Nowhere. I wasn't really serious about this to begin with, don't think you are either.