Story Time!!

[zeromac]

Just before he got into his car he killed tinymonkeyt as well and then got into his car

 

[wchill]

but before he killed tinymonkeyt, wchill stealthily placed a mine right below the car so that the guy wouldn't see or hear or detect it in any way.
wchill escaped.
The car blew up.
The guy died.

 

[zeromac]

but as the bomb exploded, an angel gave him invinciblity so he suvived the bomb, he was out for revenge

 

[zuron7]

the next thing he wanted to do was to kill the guy who made him

 

[zeromac]

which somehow turned out to be costello

 

[wchill]

but it was really zeromac in disguise, so zeromac died by his own creation

 

[zeromac]

but it really turned out to be narin in disguise as zeromac in disguise as costello so narin died intstead

 

[wchill]

But Narin, being the Moogle he was, was resurrected by his Moogle bitch pet (me

)
Then I made Narin invincible with my Moogle bitch pet powers and he set out to kill zeromac and the invincible guy who wasn't invincible because God didn't allow it and thus zeromac and the guy died that day never to come back alive. There was no way for them to exist, not even a copy or their babies or even a strand of DNA from them. They weren't in disguise since Narin had x-ray goggles to check that.
Story END!

 

[zeromac]

but somehow just somehow narin ALONG with his moogle pet died in a flood and zeromac and his creation was reborn from gods awesomeness and the ninja set off in his car for a town known as GBAtemp-my minicity

 

[wchill]

But Narin, being the Moogle he was, was resurrected by his Moogle bitch pet (me

)
Then I made Narin invincible with my Moogle bitch pet powers and he set out to kill zeromac and the invincible guy who wasn't invincible because God didn't allow it and thus zeromac and the guy died that day never to come back alive. There was no way for them to exist, not even a copy or their babies or even a strand of DNA from them. They weren't in disguise since Narin had x-ray goggles to check that.
Story END!

You can't exist. Neither does the other guy. God hates you. (Not IRL obviously!)

This created a paradoxical situation that caused this thread to be EPIC FAIL!!!!!!
No more gay stories please!

 

[zeromac]

dude stop riuning my fun..
no one said u had to be part of this thread
i was bored and i STILL am bored so im gnna continue this thread
if u dont like it FINE im not stopping u from leaving, god stop bagging this thread ffs

 

[wchill]

lolololololololololololololol
This is a problem with story threads, I like to end them.
This should be in EOF btw.

 

[zeromac]

dude LEAVE ALREADY IF U DONT LIKE THIS THREAD IM NOT STOPPING U
and BTW IVE BEEN TOLD THAT THIS SHOULD BE IN EOF LIKE 5 TIMES ALREADY now GTFO

 

[wchill]

Now, let's not turn this into a flame war.
Just because of that, I think I'll camp this thread. Forever.

 

[zeromac]

on with the story

anyways as the ninja approched gbatemp-myminicity he met a old frail lady who happened to be a relative of the moogle pet, she got run over, the ninja continued his journy

 

[zeromac]

bump

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

then the cops started chasing him.
until a massive cheesecake blocked his path.
He then set about eating through it while the cops were ordering the millitary to nuke it.

 

[zeromac]

while he was eating it he discovered a big fat hairy rat in it

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

while he was eating it he discovered a big fat hairy rat in it

He shaved it and called it Mthrnite

 

[Jdbye]

Mthrnite locked the topic and made a post saying how shitty this story is.
The End.

3 word stories are better.