Console/Video Game Jokes

[Commadore64]

Ok - this thread may be banned but hey.... what the hell....add some if you got some

Q) How many people think the 360 rocks?
a) All 360 of them

Q) Why did Nintendo name the latest console "Wii"?
a) Because CRAP was already taken

Q) Why do they call Playstation1, Playstation2 and Playstation3, PS1, PS2 and PS3?
a) They are actually abbreviations for "(P)iece of (S)hit version 1,2 and 3

Q) How can you spot a hardcore video game player?
a) First, you need to be in his room ....

Q) What is funnier than Penny Arcade Internet Comics?
a) Instructions for toothpaste

Q) What do you call a person who hates PS2, PS3 and 360's?
a) Wii-tarded

Its all out war... in a joking way

 

[War]

Q) What is funnier than Penny Arcade Internet Comics?
a) Instructions for toothpaste

Only one I can agree with.

 

[Tanas]

The PS3 is going to blow the XBOX 360 out of the water.

Thats one of the best.

 

[webyugioh]

Here are some really bad ones:
(you have been warned)

What does a dog do to stop his game?
Press PAWS!!!!!!!

What does Mario always use when he is grocery shopping?
He uses a Mario Kart!!!!!!!!!!!!

What two video game characters think they know everything but are often wrong only to be first laughed at and then corrected??
Zack and Wikipedia!

Why won't competitors take Nintendo's stranglehold on the handheld market seriously?
They all claim it's a bunch of DS!!!!

What's Samus' favorite food?
Metroid Prime Rib!!!!!!!

 

[xcalibur]

Why is an xbox 360 called a 360?

Because when you see one you'll turn 360 and walk away.

What about the atari 2600?

When you see it, you turn 2600 degrees, feel very dizzy and quite possibly vomit.

 

[Commadore64]

Steven Speilbergs Boom Blox was initially going to be
Tom Clancy's Boom Blox
However he could not fit all the tactical weaponry he wanted for the original game in only 4.7 gigs

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The Big Wigs at Sony were pondering why the PS3 is not selling as well as the Wii.
The scientists comeback and say "It's the demographics - Nintendo has a lock on the 20 and younger crowd and the 45 and older crowd"
The Big Wigs look at each other, shrug their shoulders and ask "What can we do?"
The scientists go "Sirs, you could make a Playstation Package that target those demographics"
"Brilliant!!!"
After 20 hours in the boardrooms with psychologists and the markets group they come up with the...
ULTIMATE PLAYSTATION BUNDLE

PS3
3 Games
2 Controllers
1 Blu-Ray Movie
A bottle of Viagra
A box of Stridex
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Why do so many boys ages 13-16 love Nintendo?
Think about it.... Rapidly shaking their hand to a Wii.....it's only natural


What do "Preparation H" and the "X-Clamp Fix" have in common?
They both fix a Red Ring of Death

Mom comes home from work and see Little Billy is home as the book bag is thrown in the middle of the diner table.
She goes up stairs to see how his day was (as she does everyday). She opens up his bedroom door to find
Little Billy standing naked over his Xbox 360 with the DVD door open.
Mom goes "What in gods name are you doing?"
Little Billy goes "I read at GBATEMP that if I flash the drive I can play free games"
*ba-da-boom ...tisssssssss

 

[Raestloz]

Why do we play Nintendo Wii?
Because if you're the only one playing, it's Nintendo U

Why do they name the game "Legend of Zelda", not "Legend of Link"?
So that they won't have Legend of Connection as sequel

Why do SONY call their product SIXAXIS?
because it has six axises, forward, backwards, left, right, up and down

Where is the up-right, down-left, and others?
There is a reason why there is "six" now is there?

Why do they call it "DualShock"?
Because it shocks two things, itself and you

What is the similarity of XBOX and GameCube?
in 2D, they're both a square

 

[BumFace]

have you heard this one?

Q) What does Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common?
A) They're both platic and get turnt on by children

 

[R2DJ]

What's a proper introduction for an ending in a Mario theatrical:
- Bow...ser

How come 360 has a lot of FPS games?
- Well think of blue as peace and red as war... Wii and PS3 are both affiliated with blue because: Wii - blue LED, PS3 - Blu-ray. 360, gets the Red Ring of Death. That's why.

What are the most offensive gaming related stuff to ever grace planet Earth?
- F***man, a rae course in Mario kart called Peach B***h, and the pairing of Link and Samus. What rhymes with Link in Samus?

Why does Master Chief love to play Cooking Mama
- He wants to become Master Chef

I heard Nintendo will work with Ric Flair for their next console. What would it be?
- Nintendo WOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Joey Ravn]

Why is an xbox 360 called a 360?
Because when you see one you'll turn 360 and walk away.

But if you turn 360º, you'll end up in facing the same point you were facing before turning...

QUOTEQ) What is funnier than Penny Arcade Internet Comics?
a) Instructions for toothpaste

Couldn't agree more.

 

[Commadore64]

I got where he was going with the 360 joke. It was good. I enjoyed it.
Maybe if it were:
Why is an xbox 360 called a 360?
Because you and your friend do 180's once you play one

It isnt easy to come up with stuff.


Ric Flair and video games....now there is a thought
"I got 42 limos...6 leer jets...$40,000 Rolex... $900 Neck tie....and a Wii that plays PS3 and 360 games...Wooooooooooooooo..... Tha natcha boy is stylin' and profilin' ...Woooooooooooooooooo"


or better yet - George "The Animal" Steele.... just eating DVD's and saying "Game.......Game...."

 

[Commadore64]

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are exchanging Christmas presents.
Steve goes "Me first..me first" and hands Bill a present
Bill opens it up and gets an iPod
"Aww thanks man. I really wanted to get one of these but you know it is difficult be me. You know what I mean" Bill says and hands Steve present
Steve opens it up and gets a Zune
"Dude...that totally rocks. I know exactly what you mean." says Steve
Bill goes "Wait 1 more" and hands him another gift
Steve tears into it like a rapid dog....low and behold...an XBOX 360
"Man you are so f'n cool. Thanks.. Thanks alot... but I got one more for you" and hands him another present.
Bill rips it open and it is a Wii...
Bill shouts "You are such a d!ck!!! Next year you are getting Jelly Of The Month Club membership"

 

[Commadore64]

 

[Commadore64]

This might have increased sales of this game 86.2242775% (roughly)

 

[Commadore64]

Q) What is worse than the Red Ring Of Death on the Xbox 360?
A) Hasbro Family Game Night on the Wii

 

[ojsinnerz.]

The PS3 is going to blow the XBOX 360 out of the water.

Thats one of the best.

BEST. JOKE. EVER

 

[Commadore64]

FACT: Chair moisteners dig on ps2 more than other console

Fact: PS2 people dont believe a PS3 exists

Fact: xbox 360 was based on a motorcycle stunt done in a cage

Fact: In an unaired pilot of Bionic Woman.... she played VC Mario Brothers before jumping up onto a building roof

 

[Mangofett]

Why is an xbox 360 called a 360?
Because when you see one you'll turn 360 and walk away.

But if you turn 360º, you'll end up in facing the same point you were facing before turning...

 

[Commadore64]

Now that is digitally correct!!!!
+1 Linkiboy
no...+100 Linkiboy

this is a joke section.... Linkiboy digs it... join in people!!!!

Thanks Linkiboy...... keeping this pulse going!!!

 

[Commadore64]

no one else joking around here?

Ok... the the final joke

Whats worse than being stuck in the house on a rainy day with a Wii?
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You cant think of anything either, huh?