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    Day in the life of x65943

    -Scams GBAtemp patrons
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    I'm going to be a father

    The mother is Bonnie Blue.
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    How do you feel about Super Mario Bros. on the NES today?

    I'm aware there are fan projects out there improving this game but it's just not quite what I had in mind. I've been playing it lately and find that recycling the same few graphics and songs world after world makes the levels feel too similar and blur together. Starting with Super Mario Bros. 3...
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    Suggestion Ban slop

    I'm the one who prompted OP to make this thread and a few months later I agree with him. Seeing what is clearly AI generated content pop up on the internet gets annoying. I still think it should be allowed in the Edge of the Forum and in other sections when it serves a constructive purpose but I...
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    How do you feel about Super Mario Bros. on the NES today?

    I find that while you can still have a good time playing it, it's a game you play mainly for its nostalgic and historical value. If you take those out the equation, it's a good but not great early NES game. The gameplay is on the simplistic side and the visuals are pretty basic. The game got...
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    Banjo Kazooie PC port "Lighthouse" released, includes built-in randomiser and ROM hack support

    I'm not so interested in gameplay changes. I just want to play at higher framerates and resolutions with HD textures.
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    Coffee with low fat milk is the most fucking vile brown sludge polluting Mother Earth

    Yesterday was such a long and stressful day that I didn't have time to make a coffee. When I skip my coffee on a stressful day I don't take a shit that day. At work today we had run out of full cream milk. I was tempted to skip my coffee again but being constipated already I decided it's better...
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    New Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi RPG 7?

    Unfortunately Brothership was not fun and I never finished it. While I was one of the few who liked Color Splash, the Paper Mario series has gone downhill ever since Super Paper Mario. I'm not interested in either.
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    Hardware Was Nintendo reasonable for only including 256GB internal storage?

    256GB is enough for one person. You can fit in all the games you play with your friends like Mario Kart World, Mario Party Jamboree and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on top of a bulky single player game like Cyberpunk 2077. Keeping your entire library on your Switch 2 all at once is nice but...
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    Emulation Emulator Dolphin - GC/Wii Emulator - Switch Port

    Does this work with a real Wii Remote and Sensor Bar?
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    Tutorial How to make money using AI

    You impersonate a 20 year old girl posting your AI generated nudes around various subreddits to advertise your OnlyFans where you post more AI generated nudes and use AI to have dirty talks with all your fans. They will never know you are actually some fucking 40 something year old virgin man...
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    Fire Emblem;

    If it's anything like Three Houses it will take way to long to make any meaningful progress so I'm probably skipping it. The game itself costs money but grindy games cost the player their time which is even more valuable. Games should offer players a meaningful and enjoyable experience in...
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    Hacking Speculations about Switch 2 hacking

    While I can't comment on which architecture performs best for gaming, most people who want the Switch 2 hacked want it hacked for piracy. You're likely waiting years before you can boot Linux on the Switch 2 and emulate older systems. As mentioned above, those who just want a portable emulator...
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    I found sexually_inactive a wife

    I'm sexually inactive because my standards are too high to get inside an old hole on some street corner.
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    Nintendo Direct June 9, 2026 roundup - Ocarina of Time remake announced, Kingdom Hearts IV trailer

    The Ocarina of Time remake is the one thing I'll play. Everything else I either don't have time for or have no interest in.
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    What the fuck is fucking 6 7?

    Why the fuck is the internet so fucking obsessed with this fucking 6 7 shit? Someone fucking explain what the fuck is going on.
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    What do you want to be when you grow up?

    I'm honoured.
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    [discussion] Paper Mario Wii U or Mario Kart 64 wii u?

    Paper Mario in 1080p with HD textures and some sort of hard mode option. 60FPS as well would be nice too if it's technically feasible.
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    Post your pride flags

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    Gaming Do you avoid old games that are only playable in 30fps or less?

    When I first started gaming 20fps didn't bother me but when games started running at 30 I couldn't go back to 20. Games running below 30 just feel uncomfortable to play and I can't enjoy them anymore.