Just letting you know, the 'past tense' form of Hypocrisy you were looking for is "Hypocritical". Which is a very strange change. Figured you may want to know. It was a great post, by the way. (O wO)/
I went to a garage sell last saturday, and the lady had a PS2 for sale, but she had a sign on it that said "Nintendo -$50", had to laugh, almost bought but she didn't know if worked, and she didn't have controller or cables, so I passed.