Well, from what I've heard from my parents, he had a seizure last night, perhaps an epileptic episode, fucking died, had a near death experience, my dad called the paramedics, they showed up, took him to the hospital, and he woke up covered in tubes, and started complaining.
I'd like to hire you to hardmod my 3dsxl. If you do stuff like downgrading the firmware and getting it set up to run homebrew (basically get me through the whole process), I'd be down to compensate you extra for that.