I disagree with your sig. Luma3DS A9LH New 3DS + High speed internet (and maybe dual booting Gateway as long as you're not using their A9LH) is the best "3DS hacking station ever".
Some guy came into my neighborhood bar last night while I was there, claiming he had a gun and tried to rob the bar/bartender. Two guys sitting at the bar grabbed him and slammed him to the ground, and waited for cops to come, guy didn't have a gun afterall. Crackheads be crazy nowdays.