Nigel Farage V Count Binface - The dumbest By-election in British History

emigre · 2026-07-12T17:13:30+0100

(Count BInface (left), Niger Farage (Far-Right))

Wrote this for anyone who doesn't know, what's happening

Citizen_404 · 2026-07-12T17:23:25+0100

What's Farage's position on imported garbage cans / "bins"?

emigre · 2026-07-12T17:26:44+0100

Citizen_404 said:
What's Farage's position on imported garbage cans / "bins"?

He's against it unless you give him £5 million.

titan_tim · 2026-07-12T17:56:33+0100

Holy crap, this guy is hilarious! I love how he's finally addressing the hand dryer location at the Crown & Treaty. That's a travesty!

KingVamp · 2026-07-12T17:56:43+0100

So, what changes if Binface wins?

Axido · 2026-07-12T18:43:33+0100

KingVamp said:
So, what changes if Binface wins?

His name... into Winface.

emigre · 2026-07-12T18:45:23+0100

KingVamp said:
So, what changes if Binface wins?

Instability of Reform leadership.
Reform undergo a period of crisis as they face scrutiny for the first
Farage looks like a fucking laughing stock
Parliament has to address the Count Binface malarky

subcon959 · 2026-07-12T22:51:02+0100

As someone who lives in the Makerfield constituency I was torn between Andy and Binface.

I often complain that a 99 Flake doesn't cost 99p.

Dark_Ansem · 2026-07-13T09:46:57+0100

Bin-election

Taleweaver · 2026-07-13T12:53:36+0100

Oh, I know that guy! He's an absolute joke of a politician, always prancing some stupid stunt to make headlines but with policy ideas that won't survivale the slightest piece of scrutiny. In fact, if you look up the word 'tosser', his picture should be there. Heck... as a non-Brit, i don't even know what the word means aside his name.

Not to say that count Binface is better, but i honestly haven't heard from him before. And with his schpiel, i think I'd remember.

emigre · 2026-07-13T13:05:03+0100

Here's the hand dryer at the Crown and Treaty. It is in fairness, a fucking stupid place to have it.

Binface speaking common sense.

titan_tim · 2026-07-13T14:09:44+0100

emigre said:
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Here's the hand dryer at the Crown and Treat. It is in fairness, a fucking stupid place to have it.

Binface speaking common sense.

That's an absolute travesty! Binface understands the struggle of the common man.

Sir Tortoise · 2026-07-13T14:25:17+0100

If Farage wins, the investigation into him continues and will likely force a second by-election.

Therefore, if the Count wins, he automatically saves the British taxpayer about £300,000 by not needing to run the election again. He can literally do nothing and automatically be a net benefit, even if his other policies weren't just objectively good.

Vote Binface, for a greater Britain.

Axido · 2026-07-13T16:03:35+0100

Sir Tortoise said:
If Farage wins, the investigation into him continues and will likely force a second by-election.

Therefore, if the Count wins, he automatically saves the British taxpayer about £300,000 by not needing to run the election again. He can literally do nothing and automatically be a net benefit, even if his other policies weren't just objectively good.

Vote Binface, for a greater Britain.

Nice profile pic, mate.

Lostbhoy · 2026-07-13T16:23:26+0100

Count Binface (left)

I see what you did but I was struggling to tell who's who

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