Me:
I am Gid.
God:
Do your friends call you Gid.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
They call me Jesus.
God:
It's good to see you, Jesus.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
I'm going to be dying soon...
God:
I am...