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The gentlemen killer always makes sure his victims smell decent in their final hours. Shower or die

Showering is important because you have to shed the crust of dead skin and assorted grime every now and then, before it starts cracking, or flaking off.

That's a lie

Yes you can. Oh, wrong neck. nvr mind. [backs out quietly]

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Give the rest of them to me then. Waste Not, Want Not

Wait until you develop old man stomach where fizzy drinks don't quite sit right.

I'm only 29 and already have the body of an 80 year old

Maybe

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/f3/82/c7f3823bf9cf2c748578be76a6c00bfd.jpg

Only if you prove yourself worthy

eeewww caca. LoL

Makes sense.

But but but I can digest it well

We can't all have a golden butthole

I always do. Especially [rasberry sounds] oops, sorry, Bean burritos.

The orange header is cute, issue is when it starts infecting other elements in posts and everything is infected with orange disease

Shaun just caved into the fact skittles are superior next to starbursts

The colors bug out for me on the normal desktop website

nope. "Stuffed Jalapenos". Then you're talkin'.

Assorted https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074HHTXFH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_F7VE70M27255C3P9AWF2

I am jealous

Order it and tell them the amazon driver ate half of it on the way there