condedemontecris

@ K3Nv2:

You can get cancer by going outside

Today at 7:57 PM

@ GreenBanana:

I should go outside more often then.

Today at 7:58 PM

@ K3Nv2:

Trying to get that disability check I see

Today at 7:58 PM

@ Xdqwerty:

@GreenBanana, don't die

Today at 7:58 PM

@ GreenBanana:

Nah I just wanna die.

Today at 7:58 PM

@ K3Nv2:

Sneezing wakes me up

Today at 7:59 PM

@ GreenBanana:

Is that when you sneeze or when people sneeze in your vicinity?

Today at 8:00 PM

@ K3Nv2:

When they sneeze in my face it's like hawk Tuah 2.0

Today at 8:00 PM

@ Xdqwerty:

@GreenBanana, I don't wanna sound like a hypocrite but pls dont

Today at 8:04 PM

@ GreenBanana:

Okay, I'll try not to sneeze.

Today at 8:04 PM

@ K3Nv2:

Get a life insurance policy if expecting to die

Today at 8:06 PM

@ K3Nv2:

If 100% guaranteed Rob a bank first

Today at 8:07 PM

@ GreenBanana:

I'd have to rob it with a paper bag and my finger.

Today at 8:08 PM

@ GreenBanana:

But I suppose it's all a matter of charisma, isn't it?

Today at 8:08 PM

@ K3Nv2:

Nah just whip out your banana and say this is a robbery

+1

Today at 8:09 PM

@ GreenBanana:

The judge says I can't do that no more.

+1

Today at 8:09 PM

@ K3Nv2:

Whoever has the longer banana can defeat you

Today at 8:09 PM

@ GreenBanana:

That is the rule.

+1

Today at 8:11 PM

@ kijetesantakalu042:

Sneak this into the holiday playlist for me please: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-96YTHPlgU

Today at 8:14 PM

@ JollyBaker:

Speaking of "whipping out your banana" during a robbery, if you're a minor and rob a bank naked, technically the camera footage is considered CP and legally can't be viewed. Don't misuse this information please please please I don't wanna get in legal trouble.

+3

54 minutes ago

@ Xdqwerty:

@JollyBaker, wut

52 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

Pepperidge farms remembers

+1

51 minutes ago

@ GreenBanana:

And Baskin Robbins don't play.

+1

50 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17hw2zSnta/

27 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

https://youtu.be/QhB5W9WioUo?si=A-hBmK7cjMIlpZxS

9 minutes ago

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