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why do 1.5 hour classes exist. my butt hurts from sitting. Feb 12, 2020
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why do 1.5 hour classes exist. my butt hurts from sitting.
The good kind of special or the derp "special"?:p
You tell me.
Try 1.5 hour meetings with a worthless manager.
Went to visit a friend. There's mysterious floss all over their bedroom floor. When asked, all they did was laugh. Should I be concerned?
she was doin tha flosss.... yeah in that case you should be terrified nobody in their right mind does that
She's into micro-bondage.
I once tried to strangle a friend with floss it snapped and they are no longer my friend and still alive.
Honeydew melon is the best candy flavor.
I have to admit it's pg
It is so cold outside, I've started and then given up walking to get food twice. Canned soup don't fail me now.
Hi there. Say, have you heard of the new Pokemon mystery dungeon game on the switch?
the uwu has been strong lately
(to those celebrating christmas) may your nogs be eggy, your sugar cookies sweet, and your trees scintillating
how can $5 pizza taste like heaven and then immediately like cardboard by the 7th slice
Temperature is key.
the air hurts my face
Omg level 2 FINALLY
me --> ಠ◡ಠ ├┬┴┬┴giant fucking wall of denial┬┴┬┴┤ ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\~ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ <-- a semesters worth of work that has to be finished in 2 weeks
i've been informed that's pedo bear just making clear its a normal bear not all bears are pedos
It's one of those days that makes you wish you lived by a cliff and also your front door opens right off of it
My last month has been like that! Keep ya head up m8!
Thanks man. Whichever future entrepreneur invents portable cliffs with same-day shipping -- that guy's gonna make a killing (har har)
KitKats are still life
KitKats are life.
Scratch that last update. This is just what happens when I don't hike for a couple days. Someone get me a long trail trip asap.
Ever just feel tired of...everything? Things that used to matter a lot suddenly seem ludicrous, can't remember why I cared in the beginning
DOMS sucks. Went to bed feeling good, got out of bed feeling like someone spent the whole night sucker-punching my belly.
DOMS = delayed onset muscle soreness
I'm not into bdsm
This is my first status and hopefully not the last