I was going to make a vlog for you guys, to one-up ifish's picture blog, but customers kept coming in, and then I got lazy and didn't want to keep repeating myself.
Anyway, I'll summarize.
Happy talk like a pirate day!
Anyway, I'll summarize.
- It's my girlfriend's birthday, but since I had to work all day, I didn't get to see her at all...
- My manager gave me a very very very sincere thank you for opening the store today for some reason
- The A/C is broken in the store, so I was sitting in ~87 degrees Farenheit wearing my work clothes
- I caught a Lapras!
- I look sexy, and could even pull off a bikini. My swimsuit right now is basically a woman's bottom anyway...the kind they make for fat chicks that slightly cover your thighs. And it comes with a divet to stick my penis in.
- I am feeling some right flank pain. I'm hoping my kidney stones don't make a comeback...but I think it's just poop.
Happy talk like a pirate day!
