Riolu's legacy was a fanfiction I had posted on a site of a friend of mine but, soon was forgotten as my reason for making it in the first place... so, I making a reboot of it per-say... I hope you enjoy...
Mew's Arch Enemies: Chapter:1
Prologue
a lone riolu that didn't have any recollection of his name was found in a forest one day by a mysterious pink creature. when he opened his eyes, he only could remember what pokemon he was and that he had a purpose to join wigglytuff's guild. Despite how much of a homicidal crackhead wigglytuff was, riolu and his newly-found friend, mew joined wigglytuff's guild as an apprentice to find the mysteries in the world that were made in mystery dungeons...
present day
Riolu and Mew were in the agis caves getting very annoyed with how much unowns they had to kill to find stones to open doors.
Fuck, I can't do this anymore. Riolu said with exhaustion as he finished choking an unown to death. We have to get to the treasure before "team playpoke icons" do. Mew said as she yanked out the eye of an unown C and threw it on the wall. She hated Team Charm the moment they walked into the guild. she used to admire them until one day Gardevoir, Lopunny and medicham if she could join the team. lopunny took the blunt out of her mouth and rubbed it into her forehead and said, if you can't take a burn, don't even bother with us and our endevours. the girls obviously high laughed and threw oran berries into her hair. now as adults, she still had that rage and hate she had built up over the years. all she wanted was to burn that fluffy bunny bitch and burn her with rule 34. Mew dragged Riolu into agis cave and started killing everything in exchange for stones to pelt them with. we came to an ancient stone marker and Mew read was on the marker. "if you want to move on, submit your proof" Riolu closed his eyes and the stones in the explorer bag started to glow. the letters "I","C" and, "E" started to glow and revealed a passage way... they continued on until when Riolu and Mew walked in they saw it... a giant Popsicle. Riolu ran towards it to lick it. NOO!!! don't lick it.. Mew dragged him away. I AM REGICE, IF YOU WANT TO PASS, SHOW ME YOUR POWER. the Popsicle shouted. once the battle started, riolu force palmed it three times and it was defeated. A glowing light was absorbed into Riolu as the wall caved in showing a path and team charm appeared before them. Yo bitches, Look what I found on this site. Mew slapps photos from three different porn sites of them onto their faces..
Wha... gardevoir said astonishingly. this is just rule 34 child... lopunny said. yeah, theres a small link printed into this corner here... something about mews?? medicham said. Riolu made this expression that was a mix of the shinning and an excalibur face from soul eater. he didn't know face to make, a crazy happy face or a very utterly disgusted one.. mew scrambled to find a comeback and she teleported out of the dungeon. Fuuuuuuccckkk... I hate it when she does this... i'm so sorry... I'll be going now... Riolu said as he started walking away... Wait??? gardevoir said. My cum is like reviver seeds combined with 99 sitrus berries... Riolu ran away as his nose started to bleed across the bloody landscape mew had left apon their entry. No wonder we don't get men... Medicham said bluntly. Oh... he'll be back someday... Lopunny said with a grin on her face..
Prologue
a lone riolu that didn't have any recollection of his name was found in a forest one day by a mysterious pink creature. when he opened his eyes, he only could remember what pokemon he was and that he had a purpose to join wigglytuff's guild. Despite how much of a homicidal crackhead wigglytuff was, riolu and his newly-found friend, mew joined wigglytuff's guild as an apprentice to find the mysteries in the world that were made in mystery dungeons...
present day
Riolu and Mew were in the agis caves getting very annoyed with how much unowns they had to kill to find stones to open doors.
Fuck, I can't do this anymore. Riolu said with exhaustion as he finished choking an unown to death. We have to get to the treasure before "team playpoke icons" do. Mew said as she yanked out the eye of an unown C and threw it on the wall. She hated Team Charm the moment they walked into the guild. she used to admire them until one day Gardevoir, Lopunny and medicham if she could join the team. lopunny took the blunt out of her mouth and rubbed it into her forehead and said, if you can't take a burn, don't even bother with us and our endevours. the girls obviously high laughed and threw oran berries into her hair. now as adults, she still had that rage and hate she had built up over the years. all she wanted was to burn that fluffy bunny bitch and burn her with rule 34. Mew dragged Riolu into agis cave and started killing everything in exchange for stones to pelt them with. we came to an ancient stone marker and Mew read was on the marker. "if you want to move on, submit your proof" Riolu closed his eyes and the stones in the explorer bag started to glow. the letters "I","C" and, "E" started to glow and revealed a passage way... they continued on until when Riolu and Mew walked in they saw it... a giant Popsicle. Riolu ran towards it to lick it. NOO!!! don't lick it.. Mew dragged him away. I AM REGICE, IF YOU WANT TO PASS, SHOW ME YOUR POWER. the Popsicle shouted. once the battle started, riolu force palmed it three times and it was defeated. A glowing light was absorbed into Riolu as the wall caved in showing a path and team charm appeared before them. Yo bitches, Look what I found on this site. Mew slapps photos from three different porn sites of them onto their faces..
Wha... gardevoir said astonishingly. this is just rule 34 child... lopunny said. yeah, theres a small link printed into this corner here... something about mews?? medicham said. Riolu made this expression that was a mix of the shinning and an excalibur face from soul eater. he didn't know face to make, a crazy happy face or a very utterly disgusted one.. mew scrambled to find a comeback and she teleported out of the dungeon. Fuuuuuuccckkk... I hate it when she does this... i'm so sorry... I'll be going now... Riolu said as he started walking away... Wait??? gardevoir said. My cum is like reviver seeds combined with 99 sitrus berries... Riolu ran away as his nose started to bleed across the bloody landscape mew had left apon their entry. No wonder we don't get men... Medicham said bluntly. Oh... he'll be back someday... Lopunny said with a grin on her face..
